LOL...Funny Joke...

[Jason1]

Me, PerfectStu, and Joeiss are driving on the highway in the same car. We are speeding, and a cop pulls us over. He says if the combined length of all of your penis's equals at least 20 inches, he wont write us a ticket. The cops starts measuring. Mine is 10 inches, Stu's is 8 inches and Joeiss's is 2 inches. So the cops says, ''okay, that will work'' and lets us go with no ticket. So we're driving down the rode a little later and Joeiss declares ''we're lucky I had a boner!''

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Perfect Stu]

Originally posted by Jason1
Mine is 10 inches

ha, you wish!

Originally posted by Jason1
Stu's is 8 inches

ha, I wish!

Originally posted by Jason1
and Joeiss's is 2 inches

ha, he wishes!

:lol:

[Ginkasa]

I've heard that before.... Not with any GT members but still the same joke...

*shrugs and walks away*

[Angrist]

Originally posted by Jason1
Me, PerfectStu, and Joeiss are driving on the highway in the same car. We are speeding, and a cop pulls us over. He says if the combined length of all of your penis's equals at least 20 inches, he wont write you a ticket. The cops starts measuring. Mine is 10 inches, Stu's is 8 inches and Joeiss's is 2 inches. So the cops says, ''okay, that will work'' and lets us go with no ticket. So we're driving down the rode a little later and Joeiss declares ''we're lucky I had a boner!''

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Shouldn't that be us?? :unsure:

[Xantar]

So Jason1, Perfect Stu and Kitana85 are driving along when they are caught speeding by a police officer...

Nah, let's not go there.

[Angrist]

:green:

[GameMaster]

So Jason1, Perfect Stu and Richard Simmons are driving along when they are caught speeding by a police officer...

Nah, let's not go there either.

[One Winged Angel]

I was the cop :}

[GameMaster]

Originally posted by One Winged Angel
I was the cop :}

Umm, I wasn't trained how to react to statements like this :unsure:

:D ;)

[Jason1]

Originally posted by One Winged Angel
I was the cop :}

So you like seeing large dicks, and also needle dicks?

[One Winged Angel]

Originally posted by Jason1
So you like seeing large dicks, and also needle dicks?

uhmm... well... no... not quite...

*runs away

[Joeiss]

Wow. That was hillarious.

[fingersman]

This is good.

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next
month.
My fiance's mother is great. She is putting the entire wedding
together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list
because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ...then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.

Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew how to deal with this situation.

I headed out the front door ...There, leaning against my car
was her husband.

He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I
was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. I
kept it to myself that I thought their "little test" was
asinine bull****, but I'm marrying their daughter, not them.

I also kept to myself that the reason that I was walking out to my car was





to get a condom ...:D

[Angrist]

:rolleyes:

[Xantar]

For an instant, I actually thought that fingersman was talking about himself instead of just repeating a joke. I was about to congratulate him on getting engaged...

And then I remembered that this is fingersman we're talking about. :D

[Angrist]

I knew he was gonna post a joke, but else he could have fooled me... for a second.

[fingersman]

Originally posted by Xantar
For an instant, I actually thought that fingersman was talking about himself instead of just repeating a joke. I was about to congratulate him on getting engaged...

And then I remembered that this is fingersman we're talking about. :D



Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh go suck a lemon. :p
and btw have you started your second chapter??:D

[Xantar]

Originally posted by fingersman
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh go suck a lemon. :p
and btw have you started your second chapter??:D

What? All I said was that you have an endless supply of women throwing themselves at you because you're so damn sexy. :sneaky:

And I already finished my second chapter. The eighth chapter is a different matter. :D

[GameMaster]

Mom's Sponge

Little Tommy runs into the bathroom one day to find his mother taking a bath. He points at her bush and asks, "What's that Mommy?"

A little embarrassed, she tells him that is is her sponge. Tommy is satisfied with that answer and goes back to playing with his toys. Some time later, Tommy catches his mother in the shower shortly after she has shaved her bush for bikini season. Tommy asks her, "Where is your sponge mommy?"

Again embarrassed she tells him that she lost it but will probably find it soon. Tommy is a little worried and promises his mommy that he will help her find it. His mother says okay, and goes back to showering. Soon, Tommy comes running back in and says that he has found his mother's sponge. "What do you mean you found my sponge? Where?"

"The lady next door has it and she's washing Daddy's face with it!"

[Jason1]

Nice one GameMaster, I have one kinda similar, but I think I posted it here a long time ago...so I wont bother doing it again.

[fingersman]

Originally posted by Xantar

And I already finished my second chapter. The eighth chapter is a different matter. :D

You know what I meant.
*shakes fist at Xantar*