Almost all of us will die on 2012 [Archive]

Jonbo298

06-28-2002, 09:19 PM

Engineer Predicts 35-Year Epidemic Of Dead Babies

BOCA RATON, Fla. (Wireless Flash) -- 2012 is turning out to be a bad year -- and it hasn't even happened yet.
Retired engineer Joseph Noah claims he has proof that in 2012, a huge nuclear holocaust will occur when seven meteors hit Earth.

Noah claims he made his shocking discovery by counting every fourth letter in the Bible for a new book "Future Prospects Of The Word" (New Paradigm).

According to Noah's cracked code, the meteor crashes will create a nuclear chain reaction that results in the deaths of all but 144,000 Earthlings.

Even worse: He says all babies will be born dead for 35 years to punish the species for abortion.

If you want to survive Armageddon, start feeling blue because people with blue auras will be able to absorb protective radiation pulses from a super nova 160,000 light years away for Earth.

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news.html?qdate=2002-06-27&nav=VIEW&id=ID52I8N6512020627

All I got to say is this is some weird $hit! But I can be certain its false. Although, its only ten years away:unsure:

Jonbo298

06-28-2002, 09:24 PM

Vatican Sitting On Time Machine?

BOCA RATON, Fla. (Wireless Flash) -- First, the Vatican was accused of hiding the records of priests who've abused kids. Now, it's being accused of hiding a time machine.
The machine in question is called a "Chronovisor" and was built in the 1950s by a Benedictine monk named Father Pellegrino Ernetti.

No photos of the Chronovisor exist, but paranormal journalist John Chambers says Ernetti reportedly used the "way back machine" to film Christ's crucifixion for Vatican officials.

Ernetti died in 1994 without revealing the secret of the Chronovisor but Chambers says evidence is mounting that the Catholic Church is hiding a working model from the rest of the world, supposedly to keep it from getting into evil hands.

Sound crazy? Maybe, but there may be something to it. Chambers says a Jesuit priest named Father Francois Brune believes the Chronovisor must exist because -- in the priest's words -- "Ernetti wouldn't lie about such things."

:rofl:Oh man, this is too funny.:rofl:

GameKinG

06-28-2002, 09:27 PM

This is why stupid people should go to jail with no reading material.

Happydude

06-28-2002, 09:38 PM

hmmm...i kinda beleive the time machine theory...but not the meteor theory...first of all, priests arn't allowed to lie (as far as i know), second, there is a theory that states "the closer to the speed of light that you travel, the slower time gets, so if you travel at the speed of light, time stops"...it might been posible for him to find out how to travel faster then the speed of light

but then again, i'm very upset now, so i'm just talking BS...ohh well :unsure:

Bond

06-28-2002, 09:39 PM

This is hilarious.

BlueFire

06-28-2002, 10:25 PM

Gee, Jonbo. It is nice of you to post a theory of our destruction. :rolleyes:

Where exactly did you get this site? :unsure:

Jin

06-28-2002, 10:45 PM

::shrugs:: Well, if it happens, it happens. Until it does why should anyone worry about it? It's not like worrying about it is going to make the comet dissapear. Anyway, sounds like a bunch of bull, sort of like that whole Y2K prediction.

Btw, if the Vatican had a time machine(which they don't) Why can't they just go back and stop Adam and Eve from falling?

Happydude

06-28-2002, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by Jin
::shrugs:: Well, if it happens, it happens. Until it does why should anyone worry about it? It's not like worrying about it is going to make the comet dissapear. Anyway, sounds like a bunch of bull, sort of like that whole Y2K prediction.

Btw, if the Vatican had a time machine(which they don't) Why can't they just go back and stop Adam and Eve from falling?

adam and eve fell?:confused:

lol...i dont know much about pre-historic history...:p :D

Jason1

06-28-2002, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by happydude666
first of all, priests arn't allowed to lie (as far as i know),

yea, and preists also arent allowed to sexually mollest young boys...

:rolleyes:

BlueFire

06-28-2002, 11:42 PM

Originally posted by Jason1

yea, and preists also arent allowed to sexually mollest young boys...

:rolleyes: Yep, here we go. :rolleyes:

TheGrimReaper

06-28-2002, 11:55 PM

That guy must be pretty pathetic if he spent his time looking at every fourth letter at the Bible, if this thing is actually true.

Joeiss

06-28-2002, 11:56 PM

Hmm... Sounds like some freak just made some crazy stuff up. Meh, if it happens, at least most of us will be dead. And for 35 years all babies will be born dead? What ever hapenned to Jesus Christ, the forgiving God?

And yeah. Preist aren't allowed to lie. :rolleyes: My preist dresses up as Santa and gives presents to people. Damn liar.

Jin

06-29-2002, 12:27 AM

People just take the bible so literally, and don't realize that half the stuff in there is in symbols/parabols. The world's not going to end if there's a God. That would be like a parent killing their child. He'll wait until we at least colonize on some other planet before letting a massive comet head towards earth.

Jonbo298

06-29-2002, 12:44 AM

Originally posted by BLueFire
Gee, Jonbo. It is nice of you to post a theory of our destruction. :rolleyes:

Where exactly did you get this site? :unsure:

I got it from downloading a newer "Don't Touch My Computer 2" screensaver from download.com and the scrnsvr had a thing to where you could go to their site. So I did, and they had "Weird News" So I checked it out. I might post another story here and there if its hilarious enough.

Originally posted by Joeiss
And for 35 years all babies will be born dead? What ever hapenned to Jesus Christ, the forgiving God?

Even worse: He says all babies will be born dead for 35 years to punish the species for abortion

Does that answer your question?

GameKinG

06-29-2002, 12:49 AM

But why punish those who want a baby, and give those who dont want one relief? Somebody could just use that as an excuse.

"I wanted a baby, but...oh well...more tea?"

That kind of thing. I think it would kill all babies that are potential abortion doctors.

PureEvil

06-29-2002, 01:34 AM

LOL

"Even worse: He says all babies will be born dead for 35 years to punish the species for abortion."

Sounds like that meteor is pretty pissed at us...

This is just more religious bullsh-t made up by some old nut that has no friends or family and desperately wants attention.

The world's already supposed to have ended like 20 times in the last few years.

Just to name a few, it was going to end in 1999, 2000, 2001, 2013 (Hmmm... Isn't that a year after this little prediction?), and so on, and so forth. It's disgusting. I wish these people who talk all this sh-t would just shut the f-ck up already. What a bunch of annoying rejects. I place them on my hate list right behind those Greenpeace assholes.

Angrist

06-29-2002, 05:35 AM

People have predicted Armageddon for decades now. The predictions never came true. We can't predict Armageddon, because the bible says that only God knows that day. Not even Jezus knows when it will happen. :p

And the number of 144.000 is something else, not the number of survivors. :unsure:

And people have found predictions of deaths of important people in 'Moby Dick', so it doesn't mean a thing!

Shadow_Link

06-29-2002, 06:52 AM

Originally posted by happydude666
second, there is a theory that states "the closer to the speed of light that you travel, the slower time gets, so if you travel at the speed of light, time stops"

That is merely a theory. Like you said :D. Nothing has been proved though.

The world's not going to end if there's a God. That would be like a parent killing their child. He'll wait until we at least colonize on some other planet before letting a massive comet head towards earth.

Jin, firstly, the people on Earth are not God's children. And if there is a god, ofcourse the Earth will cease to exist one day, and so will all the living beings in the Universe, as if there was a God, there would be heaven and hell, one of which will be the abode for many people.

UncleNoName

06-29-2002, 09:31 AM

Originally posted by PureEvil
2013 (Hmmm... Isn't that a year after this little prediction?)

No, that's when the apocalypse will take place according to some tablets archaeologists (sp?) found in an ancient Mayan city...

:sneaky:

Really though, I saw it on the Discovery Channel...

(Not that anything will actually happen)

Jin

06-29-2002, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by Shadow_Link

Jin, firstly, the people on Earth are not God's children.

I know, I was just using that as an analogy.

Joeiss

06-29-2002, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by Angrist
People have predicted Armageddon for decades now. The predictions never came true. We can't predict Armageddon, because the bible says that only God knows that day. Not even Jezus knows when it will happen. :p

God and Jesus are the same. Even though they are Father and Son, they are the same people.

Shadow_Link

06-29-2002, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by Joeiss

God and Jesus are the same. Even though they are Father and Son, they are the same people.

In Christian belief... Yes...

Jin

06-29-2002, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by Joeiss

God and Jesus are the same. Even though they are Father and Son, they are the same people.

I think Angrist is trying to point out in the Bible where it says that only God knows when the last days are, and that Jesus doesn't even know. That part makes me kind of wonder whether Jesus and God are the same thing. You have to remember that most of the Bible is just in symbols and parabals.

Anyway, let's not get into this too deep and just focus on the topic at hand. Otherwise this'll be another one of those 5 page useless threads that get nowhere.

PureEvil

06-29-2002, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by Joeiss
God and Jesus are the same. Even though they are Father and Son, they are the same people.

LOL... What?

Joeiss

06-29-2002, 06:44 PM

Yes. It is true. Jesus and God are the same. Everything that God knows, Jesus knows. Why? Because they are both one God.

God is made up of three parts : the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. All three are the same, but different.

BlueFire

06-29-2002, 06:49 PM

Joeiss

06-29-2002, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by BLueFire
The Trinity.

Ya man.

Jin

06-29-2002, 07:48 PM

The Bible can be very confusing and contradicting, but it's mostly because we're not sure how to interpret all the symbols and parabols. I think we should all just live good lives without regret, and wait for the next messiah to explain all the mysteries. People spend too much time trying to prove that their religion or denomination is right, and that everyone elses is wrong. Almost all religions are based on the same principle, live an unselfish life. A lot of people in differrent religion are so caught up in trying to prove they're right that they don't have enough time to realize that most religions are practically the same. Wars and hate crimes are happening all the time for no reason, and it's not because of religion, it's because of stubborn, prideful, and greedy people that use it as an excuse.

Joeiss

06-29-2002, 08:09 PM

*claps hands*

Excellent, Jin. We feel the same way.

I am a Catholic, but I really do not think that believing in God and going to church are all what it is cracked up to be. Love your neighbour, and be nice to all. Don't hate. Who cares about religion. Who am I to say that Christian-ism is the true religion? If I do believe that, it don't matter. If I am nice and do not hate, whatever God is truly the man, he will love me for my ways.

F*uck religion. Haha.. Well... Religion should be used as a guide... not to fight over which is true or better.

Happydude

06-29-2002, 08:31 PM

i'm an athiest (sp?)...for those of you who dont know what that means, i dont beleive in god...so i have no religion, well...that's not entirly true...

me and -apu- have our own religion:p

it's called FFF - Final Fantasy Freaks (we were extremely tired and bored when we made this up):D

so, our god is Squaresoft!!!:p :D

anyone wanna join?

Jonbo298

06-29-2002, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by happydude666

it's called FFF - Final Fantasy Freaks (we were extremely tired and bored when we made this up):D

so, our god is Squaresoft!!!:p :D

anyone wanna join?

:wtf:

Mushlafa

06-29-2002, 09:30 PM

yeah.... i dont beleive in any of that stuff...

fingersman

06-29-2002, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by Joeiss
*claps hands*

Excellent, Jin. We feel the same way.

I am a Catholic, but I really do not think that believing in God and going to church are all what it is cracked up to be. Love your neighbour, and be nice to all. Don't hate. Who cares about religion. Who am I to say that Christian-ism is the true religion? If I do believe that, it don't matter. If I am nice and do not hate, whatever God is truly the man, he will love me for my ways.

F*uck religion. Haha.. Well... Religion should be used as a guide... not to fight over which is true or better.

God never intended religion...there is no verse in the Bible that talks about God religion.

Religion is man made.....and is/was used to oppress people...and also separates people. Religions is the one of the worst things ever introduced to mankind.

Mechadragon

06-29-2002, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by happydude666
anyone wanna join?
I dunno...your not going to take us to some secluded area and makes us drink "Kool-Aid" are you?

Happydude

06-29-2002, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by Mechadragon

I dunno...your not going to take us to some secluded area and makes us drink "Kool-Aid" are you?

:sneaky:

Joeiss

06-29-2002, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by fingersman

God never intended religion...there is no verse in the Bible that talks about God religion.

Religion is man made.....and is/was used to oppress people...and also separates people. Religions is the one of the worst things ever introduced to mankind.

Well... Jesus went around with his disciples to preach about Christianity.. To Jews and gentiles... So they were kind of getting them to switch. And the whole "baptisms" by Jhon the Baptist were kind of creating a new religion besides Jewish..

But then again, who says that the New Testament is true? Meh.

BlueFire

06-30-2002, 12:35 AM

I think this thread should just die already before it turns into one of those long debates in where no one ever makes a point..

The Germanator

06-30-2002, 12:56 AM

Go religion!!! *holds up pennat that says "religion"

:unsure:

I agree with bluey, we shouldn't let this get out of hand as it always seems to do.

Jonbo298

06-30-2002, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by BLueFire
I think this thread should just die already before it turns into one of those long debates in where no one ever makes a point..

But that's what makes this thread so great:baby:

Happydude

06-30-2002, 12:51 PM

lol...:offtopic:

anyhoo....WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE FFF?! first 5 people get free alcohol!!!!!;) :D

UncleNoName

06-30-2002, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by fingersman
Religion is man made.....and is/was used to oppress people...

Religion wasn't started to oppress people, it was started to explain what couldn't be explained. A cave man sees a volcano erupt and lava pours down and destroys the forest, he assumes the volcano is a god.

I don't know how it happened, but eventually people started fighting over whose gods were real and it started a lot of wars...

(And no I don't want to join the FFF)

Angrist

06-30-2002, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by Joeiss
Yes. It is true. Jesus and God are the same. Everything that God knows, Jesus knows. Why? Because they are both one God.

God is made up of three parts : the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. All three are the same, but different. We don't believe in the Trinity. I thought most christian religions don't believe that anymore. There are so many scriptures that proof/show that it ain't true. Ask me about it if you want.