Jackrabbit vs. Sloth

[Typhoid]

Jackrabbit

http://homestudy.ihea.com/wildlifeID/fws_jackrabbit.jpg



Sloth

http://majorlyenglish.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/sloth1-r3-wm.jpg

[Professor S]

Ever see a sloth's claws?

[BlueFire]

Sloth have fungus growing on their backs.

[BreakABone]

Sloths are extremely slow.
Jackrabbits can reach speeds of 40 miles an hour.

They can pretty much race cars obeying the speed limit in some cities.

The sloth only has a chance if the jackrabbit is dumb enough to stand still for the claw swipe.

[Fox 6]

Sloths are extremely slow.
Jackrabbits can reach speeds of 40 miles an hour.

They can pretty much race cars obeying the speed limit in some cities.

The sloth only has a chance if the jackrabbit is dumb enough to stand still for the claw swipe.

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poor misguided Three Dog

[BreakABone]

Well, no one said it was the brightest animal, but if it were running in the same direction as the car, it would have been better.

[Teuthida]

If a rabbit can attack a snake I'd say a sloth is fair game.

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Then again I dunno how the rabbit would reach the sloth. Perhaps the sloth can go kamikaze and let go of the branch landing on the rabbit.

And here is a sloth on the ground. His claws could never move fast enough to penetrate rabbit. It's like zombie roadkill.

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[The Germanator]

This is depressing. This has become a "who can cross the road without becoming roadkill according to Youtube contest." F that.

Jackrabbit is better. End of discussion.

[GameMaster]

If a rabbit can attack a snake I'd say a sloth is fair game.


I couldn't believe that! Snakes can be pretty lightning fast with their strikes. Why didn't the snake just give him a bite and kill him? Instead it was running for the tree!

[Angrist]

Not sure what the Jack stands for, but I'm going with the hare.

[Dyne]

This was actually a tough one for me to decide, but then I remembered:

Slow and steady wins the race!

Did nobody remember that story about the tortoise and the hare? Same rule applies here.

The sloth would be ripping the jackrabbit in half with those claws at his own speed. It's all in the technique.

[GameMaster]

I think Chewbacca's face resembles that of a sloth.

I chose sloth because I think they're cool.

[manasecret]

Rabbits growl and shit. And they'll stomp you, hold you down, and bite you. Really hard. Sloths look like my fat lazy coworker who quit all of a sudden and left me all the work he hadn't been doing for the past year.

Rabbits rule.

[Fyacin]

Sloths are better. Look at the claws. If I remember from The Magic School Bus they also hold an entire ecosystem in their fur.

[Dyne]

Sloths are better. Look at the claws. If I remember from The Magic School Bus they also hold an entire ecosystem in their fur.

An entire ecosystem. That right there is reason enough.

[Bube]

I vote jackrabbit, just because it reminds me of Jazz Jackrabbit.

[Fyacin]

I vote jackrabbit, just because it reminds me of Jazz Jackrabbit.

Aggh. My childhood memories. Magic School bus or Jazz Jackrabbit. I CANNOT BE EXPECTED TO CHOOSE.

[manasecret]

Jackrabbit will cute the sloth to death. Sloth will see how cute it is, come out of the tree to pick jackrabbit up, and then... POW! Jackrabbit jacks its hind legs in sloth's face, breaking its neck.

[KillerGremlin]

They didn't name a vibrator after the Sloth so....