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BreakABone
07-31-2008, 05:57 PM
And everything in between.

This is to help some folks out. Based on my first assumption this is how the forum's roster splits up.

Good
Fox 6
Swan
Nighthawk
Bond
Yoda
Seth
GameMaster
Ginkasa
Uber Paddler
Zen
Jeepnut
Birdman
Flamb
Bube

Evil
Deathshand
Darkmaster
Vampyr
KillerGremlin
Professor Strangler
The Germantor
Acebot
Typhoid
Dyne
Dyflon
Bluefire
Magus
Raged Hybrid
Pylan Trooper
The Duggler
Fyacin
Aladuf
Flunkie
Combine

Neutral
Gekko
Angrist
TML
Perfect Stu
Teuthida
Jonbo

Bond
07-31-2008, 06:25 PM
Does anyone know the name of the hovercraft in the Watchmen trailer? That could be a good base for G.A.M.E.S.

Swan
07-31-2008, 06:30 PM
Either the Owlship or Archimedes

Bond
07-31-2008, 06:42 PM
That's it! Owlship:

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/w/watchmen_figurines_072108/flipbook/flip-01_owl.jpg

How does everyone feel if a jumbo-sized Owlship is our base?

Swan
07-31-2008, 07:18 PM
Only if we call it Archie for short

Fox 6
07-31-2008, 09:20 PM
Only if we call it Archie for short

And nail chicks in it.

Combine 017
07-31-2008, 09:28 PM
Can the Evil guys have a Citadel as their base?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f4/HalfLife2_Citadel.jpg

KillerGremlin
08-01-2008, 07:11 PM
Can the Evil guys have a Citadel as their base?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f4/HalfLife2_Citadel.jpg

I further this request.

BreakABone
08-01-2008, 07:14 PM
I got no problem with the bases.

just one question for the side of evil, do you REALLY want a base that tall? Would suck if had to get out in a hurry. :lolz:

Bond
08-01-2008, 07:22 PM
Yeah, nice thinking evildoers!

Fox 6
08-01-2008, 07:24 PM
Are you sure that thing will pass fire inspection?

Fyacin
08-01-2008, 08:09 PM
It matters not to I, as long as my vengeance is sated.

Bond
08-01-2008, 08:56 PM
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/4276/comicqx5.png

uber_paddler
08-01-2008, 09:02 PM
I'm feeling a heel turn coming on.

Fox 6
08-01-2008, 09:17 PM
:lolz: :lolz: :lolz:

VERY NICE BOND!!

BreakABone
08-02-2008, 02:04 AM
I'm feeling a heel turn coming on.

O that sucks.
Why?

Anyone else want to change their allegiance?

magus113
08-02-2008, 12:14 PM
lol I like the enemy base.

Oh no. Portal storm!

BreakABone
08-02-2008, 12:23 PM
lol I like the enemy base.

Oh no. Portal storm!

That's a pretty good idea.

Would the villains be opposed to having their base use a portal system?

Combine 017
08-02-2008, 02:28 PM
No portal storms! The portal storm happened after The Citadel exploded. We dont want that to happen.

And I have no problem with a portal system but they were more so developing a teleportaion system. The Combine had just made one in Nova Prospekt and although it exploded, the data for it is probably still lying around somewhere.

Haha, that can be my super power, implementing Combine technology in the story.:p



And Bond, your pushing it. Do you wish to evoke the wrath of The Combine Overwatch?

Fox 6
08-02-2008, 03:48 PM
Theres no Overwatch. They only exist in the Half Life world. You cant make up the universe, plus it would imply that the world is ruled by the bad guys. Which is isnt.

Combine 017
08-02-2008, 03:59 PM
When I was talking about The Overwatch, I wasnt talking about them in the comic. I was talking about the wrath of me unleashing itself on Bond for call The Citadel a giant penis.

Fox 6
08-02-2008, 04:11 PM
First of all it basically is a giant dong. Second of all, The fact that you call your "wrath" the " Combine Overwatch" is depressing on sooooo many levels. :crazy:

Bond
08-02-2008, 04:27 PM
I was talking about the wrath of me unleashing itself on Bond for call The Citadel a giant penis.
G.A.M.E.S. agents, notice here that the misguided evildoer did not deny that The Citadel is a giant penis, but rather was disappointed with me for calling it a giant penis.

Combine 017
08-02-2008, 04:31 PM
I dont see how a rectangle resembles a wang but whatever floats your boat, or in this case, owlship. And where the hell did I call my "wrath" the "Combine Overwatch". Its a figure of speech you dingus.

Combine 017
08-02-2008, 04:34 PM
G.A.M.E.S. agents, notice here that the misguided evildoer did not deny that The Citadel is a giant penis, but rather was disappointed with me for calling it a giant penis.

Yes, but I did not agree that it does look like one. If you would like me to clarify it for you, The Citadel does not look like a giant penis.

Fox 6
08-02-2008, 04:34 PM
Coming form a guy who has a headcrab hat, a plush headcrab and the only CD you own is the Orange Box sound track. Sorry if I got confused.

Also, a giant tower standing erect............

Swan
08-04-2008, 09:58 PM
Yes, but I did not agree that it does look like one. If you would like me to clarify it for you, The Citadel does look like a giant penis.

See, that is much better.


If only spell check would have caught that

Fyacin
08-04-2008, 10:09 PM
lol I like the enemy base.

Oh no. Portal storm!

Portal Storm?

*nearly has asheron's call relapse*

magus113
08-04-2008, 10:23 PM
Oh yeah. Portal storms would be bad wouldn't it?

Haha. We need to hatch Advisors and have them run around to just pwn face

Fyacin
08-07-2008, 10:43 AM
I still fear the sound of wasps. Freaking blue ones would kill me over, and over, and over again.

KillerGremlin
08-07-2008, 01:35 PM
I got no problem with the bases.

just one question for the side of evil, do you REALLY want a base that tall? Would suck if had to get out in a hurry. :lolz:

KillerGremlin doesn't need elevators. I can just become invisible, fall through all the floors, and reappear at the bottom. Duuuuuh.

magus113
08-07-2008, 04:45 PM
I got no problem with the bases.

just one question for the side of evil, do you REALLY want a base that tall? Would suck if had to get out in a hurry. :lolz:

I could also essentially bring the earth up to the floor where I am standing and get down that way.

Just saying.

Combine 017
08-07-2008, 09:34 PM
The Citadel has different modes of transportation, the main mode being dropships. There are also high speed elevators, normal elevators, and if you really wanted to, you could jump from the top and land in a suspension field. Plenty of ways to get off The Citadel in a hurry!

BreakABone
08-07-2008, 10:49 PM
KillerGremlin doesn't need elevators. I can just become invisible, fall through all the floors, and reappear at the bottom. Duuuuuh.
What if you time it wrong and go beneath the building?
Or too soon and you crash into the floor?

The Citadel has different modes of transportation, the main mode being dropships. There are also high speed elevators, normal elevators, and if you really wanted to, you could jump from the top and land in a suspension field. Plenty of ways to get off The Citadel in a hurry!

So you want a base that your enemy could escape multiple ways in a hurry?

Combine 017
08-07-2008, 11:45 PM
So you want a base that your enemy could escape multiple ways in a hurry?

You havnt played much HL2 have you? There are force fields everywhere that intruders/escapees cant get through as well as a bunch of me's roaming around all over. And we have a teleportation device in the works.

Swan
08-08-2008, 12:03 AM
I wouldn't even want to infiltrate that.



Being inside a giant wang would creep me out

Fox 6
08-08-2008, 02:10 PM
I think this is just an excuse for Adam to turn this into a Half Life themed comic.

KillerGremlin
08-08-2008, 02:11 PM
What if you time it wrong and go beneath the building?
Or too soon and you crash into the floor?

We like to live it up in style, all our floors are either made out of the same material that superballs are made out of, or they are padded with pillows for maximum comfort. It's not a biggie.

Also, our citadel has a basement, several in fact, so it would be pretty hard for me to go beneath the building and have any major problems. :D

Combine 017
08-08-2008, 02:37 PM
I think this is just an excuse for Adam to turn this into a Half Life themed comic.

The only thing I have put in here is The Citadel. How is that changing the theme of the comic?

Fox 6
08-08-2008, 02:42 PM
You need every figgin detail about this thing communicated to Earl. :lolz:

Combine 017
08-08-2008, 03:11 PM
Because hes been asking about it, and doesnt know anything about it.

Bond
08-08-2008, 03:28 PM
He's been asking about your penis? I'd figure there would be a lot to talk about concerning that flesh of skin between you two...

Fox 6
08-08-2008, 03:46 PM
But yeah you said there are ships and all that jazz, and all the ships are robots which fly around and wreck shit up, so it like your giving yourself more of a force blah blah blah.

Swan
08-08-2008, 05:02 PM
He's been asking about your penis? I'd figure there would be a lot to talk about concerning that flesh of skin between you two...

From what I have heard if earl was asking about his penis there wouldn't be much to tell

Combine 017
08-08-2008, 05:57 PM
But yeah you said there are ships and all that jazz, and all the ships are robots which fly around and wreck shit up, so it like your giving yourself more of a force blah blah blah.

I said there was a dropship, it doesnt even have guns. And I dont have any superpowers so throwing in objects that would help me's out and stay in context with me's being Combine Soldiers is the next best thing.

Combine 017
08-08-2008, 06:22 PM
Thats it dylan, you have to pay to get in my car from now on.

Swan
08-08-2008, 06:25 PM
I like penis

I knew it

Bond
08-08-2008, 06:28 PM
Finally, the truth comes out.

I was also toying around with an alternate backstory for Combine:

Combine is a giant-sized dildo. He routinely harasses the homosexual communities of large cities via anal penetration.

Swan
08-08-2008, 06:31 PM
I figured out where he name derives from.

The combination of your penis and his anus

Fox 6
08-08-2008, 06:32 PM
the anaul Combine gay oppression parade.

Swan
08-08-2008, 06:34 PM
I just realized my last post is a complete and utter lie.


I have fixed it




I figured out where he name derives from.

The combination of any penis and his anus

Bond
08-08-2008, 06:44 PM
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/2096/86374620lc8.png

Fox 6
08-08-2008, 06:45 PM
HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lolz: :lolz:

Swan
08-08-2008, 06:48 PM
And the crowd goes wild!


Bond has done it once again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






PS Still looks like a cock

KillerGremlin
08-08-2008, 07:31 PM
In retaliation to Bond's infinite wit, the axis of evil has a new recruit!:

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/2244/hahahabondpf8.jpg

Fox 6
08-08-2008, 07:39 PM
Hahaha strait to the point.

Combine 017
08-08-2008, 08:04 PM
Earl, can I opt to no longer be a part of this comic?

Bond
08-11-2008, 06:29 PM
On behalf of the Good Guys, I would like to formally apologize to Combine, Chief Evil Doer, for implying that his base looks like a penis.

Swan
08-11-2008, 07:46 PM
On behalf of the Good Guys, I would like to formally apologize to Combine, Chief Evil Doer, for implying that his base looks like a penis.

But it does!:(

Szymon
01-28-2009, 02:18 AM
A seriously twisted puppeteer, Simon Says will often use his victims to do his own dirty work. With the power to control your actions with his words, he lives out his life of crime vicariously through his victims.