First time you drank/ Drinking stories.

[Jason1]

I just want to hear when the first time all of you drank, or I should say got drunk rather, and also if you want to tell some of your crazy drinking stories that would be fun too. I know for some of you forieners the drinking age is 12 or whatever, but for us Americans we cant legally drink until we are 21 so cut us some slack.

As for me, first time I remember being drunk was Prom night my freshman year. So I wouldve been 15. Obviously I wasnt going to Prom, so I went over to a friends house to spend the night. My friends older brother had some people over after Prom, and he let us drink. Captain and Coke was our drink that night if memory serves me correctly. I remember I was sitting on my friends bed and some drunk girl who was actually very good looking came in with my friends brother, not sure if it was his date or whatever. I think his brother was talking to someone or whatever, but he wasnt paying attention to this girl. Anways, she sits down next to me and starts rubbing my back and sort of sweet talking me. Then she started rubbing my crotch. My friend and another friend of mine were also there, laughing their asses off because im sure I looked like I had no clue what to do, which I didnt. Anways, we always look back at that night and laugh really hard about it. I have more stores but I'll save them for later.

[Swan]

I remember one night where I blacked out (well, I don't really remember it) where when I came back to conciousness I was walking home. It was odd. I apparently fell in a fire that night.


I need to stop drinking until I black out. I turn into a bad bad person in that state

[Fox 6]

My first time was when my paretns were away and my brother threw a party. Vodka was the weapon of choice. As for funny stories.......... 2 weeks ago my brothers friends held a going away party for one of their own at a cabin. I had about 10 beers and a lot of amaretto and coke. We stayed up to about 4 ish dancing to every song that came up. dont remember going to bed. I think i passed out in a room people were making out in or something. Someone passed out in a tent that we found.

Before hand we found this really cool liquor store that gave away bags of ice with every purchase and had deals like buy a 12 of cantebury and get a pack of darts :P The also accepted Canadian Tire money.

EDIT: At the cabin; I also remember a good looking girls arm around me, hand in my back pocket ;)

[GameMaster]

What's this Canadian Tire Money you speak of?

[Bond]

The first time I drank was when I was 17. I was at one of my girl friend's cottages which is surrounded by a private lake. Drank nearly a whole bottle of Captain Morgan, no mixers. Jumped into the canoe, canoed for hours. Proceeded to fall into the lake at the highest point, bouncing onto rocks on my way down. Proceeded to try and watch a movie (I forget what movie). Could not focus. That's about all I remember. Good times.

[Ginkasa]

There was this one time I went to a hockey game with my dad. I was 14, I think. He spilled a little of his beer on my jacket.

That's closest I've ever gotten. I prefer Dr. Pepper.

[Typhoid]

First time I drank it was my sister's wedding and I was my brother-in-laws best man. I was 15, ad it was an open bar. I was wearing a suit, and had short hair spiked up at the time, and since I was bigger back then, apparently I looked 19.


But the first time I got super drunk, I was 16 or 17. I ended up forgetting my own name, and coming home with only my boxers. My mom gave me advil and kindly guided me to bed.


But now, I can drink like a fish if I want to. I won't stay sober, obviously. But I carry myself really well from time to time, so it's hard to tell how drunk I am. Assume the answer is : very. A few weekends ago I ended up drinking an entire 40 of Rum to myself (with mix, of course) and didn't die, nor fall flat on my face.


Friday was my birthday. Went to the bar. Forgot everything after about 8pm. Was cut-off at about 10pm. Left the bar, and apparently walked into a bush on my way home, or was attacked by Werewolves. I also spent a mystery 8 dollars on the way from the bar to my house. But I have no idea what on, or where.

There's probably more entertaining stories. But they're mostly from nights I don't want to really bring up anymore.

[Fox 6]

What's this Canadian Tire Money you speak of?

Canadian tire is a retail chian that sells things liek automotive parts, seasonal items, hardware, kitchen stuff etc etc.

They have "money" which they give away with every purchase. Theyre coupons in the amounts of $0.05 on up to $0.50 that you can use on future purchases. Well anyways this liquor store accepts it. which is pretty cool.

[Bube]

Fox! You bought the Fallout gamerpics before me! Oh how I want that gamerpic pack.. :)

Anyway, I've never gotten drunk. I started drinking when I was 18 (the legal limit) but I always drink just enough to keep me sober - I really don't like not being in control of myself, I'd prefer to keep my cool and act rational.

[Angrist]

I don't really remember the first time I had alcohol. Must have been a glass' bottom of wine when I was 12 or so. I slowly started with beer when I was 17 or so.

I do remember the first time I was quite tipsy (not drunk, never been drunk). We were at the wedding of my French cousin. Around 6PM I had a Martini cola. The barsman (who was an amateur volunteer) didn't know how much to mix, so he did 50/50. Quite a strong one.

Hours later, we started diner. It was a French diner, very long, it took 3 hours or so. I had some champagne and some glasses of wine.

Then I had to go to the toilet. I stood up. Wow. I had to gently touch the wall so I wouldn't fall. First time I was tipsy.

Not a very spectecular story. :)

[Jonbo298]

I don't remember my first time but one of the most vivid times I ever had was New Year's I believe 2 or 3 years ago.

Few friends of mine work at a local casino's buffet. At the time, 2 gay guy's in Omaha owned their own house. They planned a big party with people they knew and friends invited me to come along, along with another friend that had to come.

So..the 2 gay guys living together was interesting. Their basement was literally a half assed sex room. Chains tied to 2 poles nearby, whips, paddles, you name it. A good amount of females there for party which was nice.

To keep with what I am talking about, after about god knows how many beers and shots, I'm in the basement, chained, and a young hot woman is whipping me and paddling, etc..I'm too drunk to feel much in the way of pain but enjoy it. I believe I eventually returned the favor ;)

So, after yet more alcohol, it gets nuttier. I didn't get laid that night or anything, nor expected to. But we coerced one of the gay guy's to try and pull down passed out friend's pants. He starts to, but passed out one eventually partially wakes up so that ends.

I make my way upstairs into a spare bedroom. There was a blanket and pillow on ground already so I took advantage of that. Different friend there was sleeping in same room, on bed with a chick. I must have been seriously passed out HARD because they said they fucked for quite a long time and loudly too, with me right next to them.

Yet, I didn't hear a thing. But others said it happened. It's rare I pass out THAT hard to not have anything wake me up like that. But that was also the only time I got very very trashed.

So for me, the highlights of the night was the sex basement incident, and also a friend there took 3 beer's at once in the beer bong.

[Dyne]

I don't really remember. I do remember splitting a beer with Dylflon while we watched The Last Samurai on DVD, though, years and years ago. LOTR chalice glasses, only the best!

[-alpha-]

Hmm, the FIRST time I ever drank any alcohol has some bearing as to why I starting drinking later than most people. When I was 5 or so, I noticed my dad drinking something at the table. I asked him what it was, he responded "ie tequila", which roughly translates to "it's tequila". My dad's never been one to protect me from hurting myself, so he asks me if I'd like to try some. Now, I trust my dad, he kinda raised me and stuff, right? He wouldn't hurt me. As the shotglass filled up, he gave it to me, and showed me how to take it down in one hit. Now that doesn't work so well when you're 5 and the most hardcore tasting thing you've ever tried is pixie sticks with pepsi. When I try the same thing, at first I thought, wow, how could anyone drink this, and then I thought, wow, I need to puke....NOW....and so the a nice trail of puke from where I was standing to the kitchen sink was made, my mom slapped my dad over the back of the head, and I had to stop the ceiling from moving for the next hour. Moral of the story: don't take tequila without lime and salt.

[Bube]

Hmm, the FIRST time I ever drank any alcohol has some bearing as to why I starting drinking later than most people. When I was 5 or so, I noticed my dad drinking something at the table. I asked him what it was, he responded "ie tequila", which roughly translates to "it's tequila". My dad's never been one to protect me from hurting myself, so he asks me if I'd like to try some. Now, I trust my dad, he kinda raised me and stuff, right? He wouldn't hurt me. As the shotglass filled up, he gave it to me, and showed me how to take it down in one hit. Now that doesn't work so well when you're 5 and the most hardcore tasting thing you've ever tried is pixie sticks with pepsi. When I try the same thing, at first I thought, wow, how could anyone drink this, and then I thought, wow, I need to puke....NOW....and so the a nice trail of puke from where I was standing to the kitchen sink was made, my mom slapped my dad over the back of the head, and I had to stop the ceiling from moving for the next hour. Moral of the story: don't take tequila without lime and salt.
lol :D I have a similar story, but I was neither 5, nor was it tequila. But my reactions were the same.

I was 8, and my dad was drinking some banana liquor, and when I was near the table, I got the sweet banana smell. I asked him what it was, and he told me it was a banana drink (he didn't say it was alcoholic or anything - just a banana "drink"). Having never tasted a banana "drink" before, I was intrigued, and before I could ask him if I could have some, he offered his glass to me. I took a huge gulp, and don't really remember if I swallowed or puked it out. My mom and dad had a good laugh.

That's the first time I drank alcohol, but I don't count it as drinking.

[Fox 6]

Fox! You bought the Fallout gamerpics before me! Oh how I want that gamerpic pack.. :)

Anyway, I've never gotten drunk. I started drinking when I was 18 (the legal limit) but I always drink just enough to keep me sober - I really don't like not being in control of myself, I'd prefer to keep my cool and act rational.

That I did. There are a bunch of funny ones with the guy in them tho. I suggest the one where hes giving the thumbs up.

[KillerGremlin]

First time I got drunk I was 17 or 18, and my friend and I split a bottle of vanilla vodka.

I made some bad habits that first night, and they've really stuck with me.

We probably put down 4 or 5 shots in 15 minutes, and as usual with hard liquor, it doesn't really hit me hard till 45 minutes later. So, I probably downed another 4 or 5 shots before the initial wave hit believing that I wasn't drunk.

I got my ass kicked. But it was good, we went on an adventure to get food from Jewel, and we did it on foot. Walking around my town drunk gave me a new perspective of life. I peed on a car, I peed on Jewel...I ran into my manager at Jewel, which is always good times. Then, we passed out by a lake for a little.

I picked up a second bad habit that night. It turns out that when I'm drunk cigarettes are the most amazing thing in the world. I probably chain smoked 15 cigs in like 45 minutes that night. Then I threw up. I guess my virgin body couldn't handle two new experiences in one night, liquor and tobacco...

I think I was slightly sick the next morning, but that was probably because of the cigarettes. Since then, I still LOVE to smoke stuff when I'm drunk. Cigarettes, cigars...you name it it is delicious. The only thing that enhances smoking more than booze is weed.

Anyway, I prefer beer as my method to get drunk because 3 beers will leave me tipsy, but 3 shots doesn't do anything - until 45 minutes later. And, by then, I'll put down 6 or 7 more shots. Ugghhh.

I blacked out all alone and threw up one night, that was my life-or-death experience, I guess I could have died by chocking on my vomit. I don't like blacking out, so yeah. Nowadays I enjoy a tipsy buzz, and beer is just delicious.

[The Germanator]

Technically I first drank when I was about 5 years old and that's a pretty funny story. Basically, my brother and I wake up real early on a Saturday morning to watch some cartoons and we open up the fridge looking for our early morning dosage of Coca-Cola. Sadly, there was no Coke, but there happened to be some Budweiser. Of course, being dumb kids and thinking that anything that came out of a can was okay for us to drink, we started drinking beer and had probably finished a couple before my parents woke up and saw us drinking beer and told us to stop. Pretty funny...

I've had my fair share of drinking way too much and blacking out...Not so much recently now that I'm out of college, but one night I probably drank an entire bottle of vodka + cherry 7-up, then some Mint Juleps my friend made, and some other stuff....I don't remember anything about the night, but apparently I had to be dragged across campus and into my bed where I then vomited all over myself and the bed. Pretty disgusting, and I obviously felt pretty poor that night.

I've had a few more fun controlled drunken adventures. Some of my good drinking buddies and I got pretty wasted and wandered off campus and we ended up in this coat hanger factory in Bennington, VT...We snuck in somehow and took some boxes of coat hangers for the hell of it...Then we almost went to Robert Frost's grave to drink and probably do something idiotic, but we decided against it because it was a long drive. Another good time was putting on ski-masks and drinking (illegal by campus rules) right in front of our campus security booth...Then I peed on the President of the college's parking spot...There is picture evidence of that somewhere, but it's just silly.

[BreakABone]

Hmm my first real experience with alcohol (not counting a discovery made about the grandparents cooking later on) was I think as a sophmore in college is around 19 (I know late start) and my roomie who dropped out left a beer for me to try. Left it in the fridge for a few weeks. And finally before break decided to give it a try, to this day I still don't like the taste of beer. I can drink it but not a fan.

My first time really drunk was... my 20th birthday (same sophmore year) it started with me heading over to my friends' suite and they were playing some RE 4 on Cube (my game and console) and fixed me a Rum and coke. Couldn't really turn it down on my b-day and all. But it didn't taste bad and finished it pretty quickly. Think had a second one or a beer. Nothing major happened. That I knew.

So we get up to go to some party. And the school is built on a hill in some parts. So we get outside and someone has to run back in to get whatever. It is then I realize I can't stand straight as I slowly inch further and further to the bottom without moving my feet. Pretty funny walk as I was somewhat tipsy at that point.

So we get to this party, I forget if it was anything special but it was on the second floor of some store or whatever. A ton of people are there. And lines for the bathroom are insane. So my friends decide to relieve themselves on the balcony of the place which is facing the main road. I of course refuse at first but the urge gets worse and worse and the line doesn't move anywhere. So finally I decide to go on the balcony. And of course being my first night I get in trouble. As two girls were walking up the block to the party and just missed my golden shower (that's my story but ask anyone else and they swear I pissed on them) and I got ejected from the party. Friends came along with.

Then we went across the street to the basketball formal, where another one of my friends was and he started feeding me all sorts of drinks because no one had ever seen me drunk before so it was fun for them. That went ok. Finally, we go to the only club in town. And I use my friend's fake ID to get in.

I don't really remember anything beyond this point. But I do know there were bright lights which is why I avoided the place like a plague for the next 3 years. And I apparently met a lot of my friends who told me about it later on. I do remember walking outside and passing out in front of the club for a bit. And talking to some cop. Be damned if I remember about what.

I ended up walking back to my room alone. :(
And lost my hat somewhere along the lines.
The next day or day after my friend finds my hat in the back by puke. So apparently I barfed my brains out before I made it inside. Which sadly enough would be my best puke effort as the rest usually makes a mess inside.

[Renwood]

Junior in high school; friend was watching his sister's house, and brought out a few bottles of cheap Vodka. Liberal use of hot tub ensured that instead of slowly falling into a buzz, the brunt of the alcohol hit all at once after getting out of the warm water. Puked and puked and puked and puked.

Went back the next day and did it again. Less hot tub, but more creamer and Kahlua.

Most of my anecdotes portray me in situations like two guys in a hot tub. Take that for what you will. There's a reason I didn't like Reagan.

[Jason1]

Wow, for some reason I was thinking a lot of you were going to say you drank earlier. I was kinda expecting 15 to be fairly old to start. I guess we just had nothing better to do here in the cornfields?

[Jonbo298]

I started casually earlier (16 or 17 with dad over New Years) but since I'm losing weight, I've cut it down to one or 2 a week with friends if they do or just none at all. Once I get to a sensible level, I'll drink a little more casually.

Though here, we have a place called Beertopia. Beer from all around the world. We've tried quite a bit and are figuring out whats the best. Though with all the varieties we've tried, it's hard to keep track

[Jason1]

Yea, I mean its not like I was drinking on a regular basis when I was 16 or whatever. It was whenever we happened to be able to get alcohol, which was probably maybe once a month? I dont know rough estimate. Anways, when I did drink back then it was always a lot...had to make up for the weeks off!

[thatmariolover]

Well, it was my 18'th birthday when I drank for the first time. I was dumped by my girlfriend of 5 years that morning so I was pretty down. My buddy was house sitting for his dad and called me over as he was planning a party (with his dad's permission). I arrived early (like 6) and we just started cooking out, gingerly tried a few beers (which I was not hot on at the time). I think we were drinking Coors Light and Guinness (quite the opposites :D) and I had a hard time getting them down. After 4 beers or so the party was getting started and my friend asked me to divide the pop and the alcohol into two coolers and label them both as 'pop' because we thought somehow that was gonna keep us from being busted if we got called on. So anyway, we dubbed alcohol 'more pop' that night and the name's kinda stuck even though we're legal now.

At any rate, it was your standard house party. Too many people, too much going on, way too loud. It was an awesome time. The night finally got interesting when I was already drunk and we started playing Categories. Well, I decided I was going to play with a bottle of rum instead of the standard beer or mixed drink (bad idea, by the way). Anyway, we were playing by the Waterfall rules that night (as opposed to shit mix) and I ended up being the last person in the waterfall. For those of you who don't know, everybody starts drinking when the waterfall card gets drawn. Whoever drew the card gets to stop drinking first (but can drink as long as they want), and then the person next in the circle can stop drinking (again, whenever they want), and so on and so forth until the last person is either dying for air or ready to puke. I ended up being neither (too drunk to know better) and I ended up with my friends chasing me around the house shouting 'stop Eric, you'll kill yourself' as I ran with a bottle of rum laughing hysterically.

So they hid the rum (why is the rum gone?) from me so I wouldn't injure myself. So I passed out on my friends bed for a bit only to come to with most of my clothes off and a girl nestled into my side (thank god, she says nothing happened). Anyway, we played Edward Forty Hands to finish off the night (I lost :S) and that's pretty much all I remember.

[BreakABone]

Figured, I would show off my new drinking hat.
Comes with a chinstrip so it doesn't fall off during keg stands.

http://i30.tinypic.com/2ic4hn9.jpg

[Fox 6]

AWWWWWW. Look how cute you are.

[BlueFire]

My first time drinking was some time when I was a kid and I asked my dad what the Corona he was drinking tasted like (I thought it would taste like soda) and he gave me a sip. Nothing too exciting, haha.

My first time REALLY drinking was my senior year of high school, when I was 18. I went to some graduation party and this girl put a bunch of drinks in some weird fruit juice. I had like 2-3 that night and I got really drunk, but not sick. I think the first time I got really fucked up was my first year of college. We went to a party one night and I lost track of how much I actually drank. I ended up puking in front of a toilet most of that night. Try to avoid getting that, haha.

[Bond]

Figured, I would show off my new drinking hat.
Comes with a chinstrip so it doesn't fall off during keg stands.

http://i30.tinypic.com/2ic4hn9.jpg
Best. Picture. Posted. On. GT. Ever.

[thatmariolover]

My first time drinking was some time when I was a kid and I asked my dad what the Corona he was drinking tasted like (I thought it would taste like soda) and he gave me a sip. Nothing too exciting, haha.

My first time REALLY drinking was my senior year of high school, when I was 18. I went to some graduation party and this girl put a bunch of drinks in some weird fruit juice. I had like 2-3 that night and I got really drunk, but not sick. I think the first time I got really fucked up was my first year of college. We went to a party one night and I lost track of how much I actually drank. I ended up puking in front of a toilet most of that night. Try to avoid getting that, haha.

It wasn't whop (spelling?) was it? Where you cut up fruit (mellon, apple, grapes (the best,) pineapple, etc.) and marinade it all in vodka (we used to use coolers) for 24-72 hours. The Vodka takes on the flavor of the fruit and a lot of it gets sucked up by the fruit. So then you get a fruity alcoholic beverage with and a bunch of delicious Vodka fruit.

We used to have Whop's (again, spelling?) all the time during the summer after high school graduation. One of my favorite things to do with a summer evening.

[Dyne]

When my boss was a kid, yeah, he found a watermelon soaked in vodka at his parents party and ate it all. He was shitfaced, hahaha. I wish I could have been alive and there for that.

[BreakABone]

It wasn't whop (spelling?) was it? Where you cut up fruit (mellon, apple, grapes (the best,) pineapple, etc.) and marinade it all in vodka (we used to use coolers) for 24-72 hours. The Vodka takes on the flavor of the fruit and a lot of it gets sucked up by the fruit. So then you get a fruity alcoholic beverage with and a bunch of delicious Vodka fruit.

We used to have Whop's (again, spelling?) all the time during the summer after high school graduation. One of my favorite things to do with a summer evening.

Jungle Juice is something similar.

Though it was a combination of rum, vodka, fruit punch and beer. And some fresh fruit. Made it sit for like a day. Some awesome stuff.

Reminds me of the one time I got pretty nice just eating the fruit. Good times.