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DeathsHand
05-05-2002, 01:23 AM
non-dusk sent me a link to this goofy little site that sold various statues of Jesus in various "sports situations"... and I just got some nice ideas of goofy little comments to add to them! (They may be "offensive" to some crazy peoples, I dunno, but I think they're funny... especially the last one :D )

http://www.liquid2k.com/deathshand/jesushockey.jpg

http://www.liquid2k.com/deathshand/jesussoccer.jpg

http://www.liquid2k.com/deathshand/jesusbasket.jpg

http://www.liquid2k.com/deathshand/jesusgolf.jpg

And mah personal fav... :D

http://www.liquid2k.com/deathshand/jesusbase.jpg

So what do you think? :sneaky:

Edit:

JChap123456: haha i saw that on conam
JChap123456: conanm
DeathshandLP: ..... conan?
JChap123456: there is also jesus plays football
DeathshandLP: they had something like that on conan?
JChap123456: jesus plays tennis
DeathshandLP: cuz I just made it up

I don't watch Conan, so for those who do (like Neo), I STILL MADE IT UP ON MY OWN SO :p TO YOU!
BlueFire
05-05-2002, 12:14 PM
LOL, those are good.
Revival
05-05-2002, 12:35 PM
LOL! Good finds :lol:
Joeiss
05-05-2002, 12:37 PM
haha... Yeah, those are pretty funny.
Angrist
05-05-2002, 01:49 PM
DsH, doesn't he mean the figures were on conan? Not the jokes of course... :D
DeathsHand
05-05-2002, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Angrist
DsH, doesn't he mean the figures were on conan? Not the jokes of course... :D

Yeah, the figures, but he made little joke/comment things about them... And Jchap said that they made some kinda catholic priest comment on the baseball one or something *shrugs*

"LOL! Good finds"

Nondeesk found them (unless someone else showed him, which is prolly the case) and I made the jokes so... *shakes fist*

:unsure:
Revival
05-05-2002, 02:23 PM
I was saying nice finds to nani, and nice post to you, dumbass. :p
Jin
05-05-2002, 03:35 PM
Hehe... I saw those on Conan too. There's also a "Wastebasket shooting Jesus" and a "Bull Riding Jesus.":D
Neo
05-06-2002, 01:27 AM
Yes yes, Conan is god, Conan is king.



Taekwondo Jesus is one of my favs. Jesus says, settle your differences through fighting!
Blackmane
05-06-2002, 03:32 PM
Lol, that is pretty funny man.
Gamer
05-07-2002, 07:59 PM
Haha, good times.
Joeiss
05-07-2002, 08:03 PM
I think I am going to buy some to give out at birthdays and Hanukas!

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:D