Jason hates premarital sex

[Revival]

Think about it. In every Friday the 13th film, Jason always winds up killing some horny teenagers who are either getting ready to or are in the middle of having sex.

Tommy: Oh baby, that's it.
Nancy: Tommy, did you hear that?
Tommy: Oh baby, come on. It's probably an animal or something.
Nancy: I'm scared Tommy.
Tommy: Come on, were in the middle of the woods. Nothing out here but us.

Jason: ------------------
Tommy & Nancy: AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!

Could the Friday the 13th films be secretly telling us that premarital relations are bad?

Hmmm.
Is this the new face of abstinence?

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[Jason1]

*looks at topic name*

*comes in to yell and scream*

*reads topic*

yea, probably...

*walks away*

[Angrist]

a... so this Jason is morally correct?? Wait a sec... no, that's not the right way. :yawn:

[BlueFire]

I wonder if Jason killed anyone who was about to or having sex in Jason X? :D

[Revival]

Originally posted by BLueFire
I wonder if Jason killed anyone who was about to or having sex in Jason X? :D
Well.. I got this from deesk online last night, and he said most likely.. so I'd have to say yeh.

[Ginkasa]

Hmm.... I wonder what other things gilmakers are sublimally adding into their films :hmm:

[GameMaster]

Has live intercourse ever been filmed? Do the actors perform it or do they call out the stunt doubles? :stud:

[Revival]

Originally posted by GameMaster
Has live intercourse ever been filmed? Do the actors perform it or do they call out the stunt doubles? :stud:
Live intercourse? Yeah.. they call is porn ;)

[TheGrimReaper]

Stunt doubles, lol.

I can just imagine that...

[One Winged Angel]

it would be scarier if it showed the children getting Genital Warts :>

[Revival]

Originally posted by NeonNightCloud
it would be scarier if it showed the children getting Genital Warts :>
Wha?

......
» How could they show someone getting Genital Warts?
» Why would they?



.. Neo should have waited till September to give you access.. you might not have made a first stupid post like that.... :unsure:

K.. bye

[One Winged Angel]

I meant with Genital warts.

and also u hate me because u and ur ex-girlfriend are extremely ugly :>

[Revival]

Well.. you have yet to post your picture, so I don't give a f**k about your god damn opinion. Go crawl in a ditch a die...

:unsure:

[Cyrax9]

Originally posted by Shooter

Live intercourse? Yeah.. they call is porn ;)

No $hit Sherlock! Geeze, why do you think that movies used to have an "X" rating, hmm, I wonder if that's a hint as to what will happen in "Jason X", unless ity's the tenth Film in the seris, a letter "X" usually means something oddis going to happen.

AS for that Hockey mask being the new face of Abstinace, god I hope not, ah,well at least it's slightly better than Satan himself.

[Revival]

Ok, I'm going to bring up this old topic because I got a question to ask anyone if they saw Jason X:

In Jason X, did Jason kill the horny teenagers that were about to have sex?

Thankei.

[Jonbo298]

Ok, I'm going to bring up this old topic because I got a question to ask anyone if they saw Jason X:

In Jason X, did Jason kill the horny teenagers that were about to have sex?

Thankei.
I had to bring this back just because an age old question was never answered from the bas....err....revival/shooter.:p (And because I just made a freddy vs jason thread and it was a similar thread:p) But if I remember correctly
*Possible Spoiler, even though its been awhile since the movie has been out*
(its been awhile since I've seen the movie, so I'm going off of memory), Jason killed 2 girls who wanted to have premarital sex (it was a holographic simulator). They said something like "Lets smoke pot and have premarital sex". then proceeds the taking off of clothes, and Jason gets the idea to kill but with a hilarious twist. I can't remember if Jason did kill someone who has having premarital sex, but it would make sense it did. hmmm...I might have a copy on VHS. (rented it awhile back, then made a copy from dvd to vhs just in case I wanted to watch it again:p and look what happens, I should)

*Edit*
I found the vhs. Watched about a half hour of it, and based on trial and error, there was premarital sex and Jason just happened to wake up while it was happening:hump: And so on and so forth from there.......:killpika: