I was surprised
to see that I haven't logged in here in 4 years. I'm also typing this on an iPhone which feels very wrong somehow.
Anyway, carry on, those of you who aren't webcrawlers.
Random Q, how does the alien in Alien get big so fast? Like where does all that mass come from?
Oh man this place is a trip. Better leave before the memories start leaking out.
I write for Cracked
. So can you!