Mass Effect

[BreakABone]

Originally Posted by Professor S

Well, lets put it this way:

If you were a regular joe schmo, and in September a gorgeous, large breasted and plump assed woman came up to you and said "I want to suck your %$&@", you'd be ecstatic.

Now its October, and while you have enjoyed your hot chick all month, a Playboy playmate comes up to you and says "I want you to pound my Vag". While you've spent a wonderful month with the hot chick, its pretty hard to pass up the playmate, especially when its only been a month with the hot chick.

Now its November, and a young, pre-Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie walks up to you and says she wants to "fulfill every fantasy you've ever had with a woman". Score. Goodbye playmate, at least for now.

This is the plight of the 360 owner. There are so many options with a new great game seemingly coming out every month. Its not a bad thing. Its a goooooood thing. In the end, its what convinced me to pick up a 360 before a Wii.

Meanwhile the Wii owner is satisfied with one very hot chick, who he has a on and off relationship with over 20 years and he won't see for a few more weeks. In the mean time he spends all his time talking and thinking about her until she gets here again. In common terms, thats referred to as "pussy whipped".

But leave it to Nintendoids to try and spin the fact that 360 has such a great library into a BAD thing. Kind of funny.

Think it is more along the lines of
August.. she said she had some interesting tricks and you really enjoyed them until you realized lasted like 5 mins and was pretty simple.
Sept... she had this trap vag in which the condom always broke. So it was fun but you just couldn't risk it all the time cuz some of the magic was gone.
Oct... You get the chick who does it all. Better than most. But no one pays attention to her because of her twin sister who just developed more.
Nov... you got choices and they are all good but then the love of your life re-enters and you have to pick.
a) The chick from HS who was always good but really grew up recently.
b) The chick who was always pretty but just doesn't have much upstairs.
c) The chick who is smart but sometimes too smart for her own good.
d) The love of your life, who granted comes around once in a blue moon but when she does it is magical.

Granted, I love the love of my life and the chick who does it all, but no one gives her the attention. (Orange Box for no one who got that)

As an aside as well, the Wii also lets you rrelive some of your greatest consquences.
The first time
Your prom date.
The hot chick you dated in HS who just isn't pretty anymore.
That one time you were drunk and don't really care to remember.
The time you stayed up all night.

Wow this.. I blame Strangler....

[gekko]

Originally Posted by Professor S

Well, lets put it this way:

If you were a regular joe schmo, and in September a gorgeous, large breasted and plump assed woman came up to you and said "I want to suck your %$&@", you'd be ecstatic.

Now its October, and while you have enjoyed your hot chick all month, a Playboy playmate comes up to you and says "I want you to pound my Vag". While you've spent a wonderful month with the hot chick, its pretty hard to pass up the playmate, especially when its only been a month with the hot chick.

Now its November, and a young, pre-Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie walks up to you and says she wants to "fulfill every fantasy you've ever had with a woman". Score. Goodbye playmate, at least for now.

This is the plight of the 360 owner. There are so many options with a new great game seemingly coming out every month. Its not a bad thing. Its a goooooood thing. In the end, its what convinced me to pick up a 360 before a Wii.

Meanwhile the Wii owner is satisfied with one very hot chick, who he has a on and off relationship with over 20 years and he won't see for a few more weeks. In the mean time he spends all his time talking and thinking about her until she gets here again. In common terms, thats referred to as "pussy whipped".

But leave it to Nintendoids to try and spin the fact that 360 has such a great library into a BAD thing. Kind of funny.

Wow.

[Dyne]

So how's the marriage going Professor S?

[Fox 6]

So I picked it up. Only an hour and 18 min in. So far its pretty fun. The dialouge is very well done, easily one of the best parts of the game ( and it should be if its a rpg.) The whole character customizing is very vast compared to most rpgs. It ensures that you're sheppard wont look the same when you play through it again. If you guys have any questions ask them and ill try to do my best to answer them without giving away the story.

[Professor S]

Originally Posted by Dyne

So how's the marriage going Professor S?

Wonderfully, thank you.

[Professor S]

Originally Posted by BreakABone

Think it is more along the lines of
August.. she said she had some interesting tricks and you really enjoyed them until you realized lasted like 5 mins and was pretty simple.
Sept... she had this trap vag in which the condom always broke. So it was fun but you just couldn't risk it all the time cuz some of the magic was gone.
Oct... You get the chick who does it all. Better than most. But no one pays attention to her because of her twin sister who just developed more.
Nov... you got choices and they are all good but then the love of your life re-enters and you have to pick.
a) The chick from HS who was always good but really grew up recently.
b) The chick who was always pretty but just doesn't have much upstairs.
c) The chick who is smart but sometimes too smart for her own good.
d) The love of your life, who granted comes around once in a blue moon but when she does it is magical.

Granted, I love the love of my life and the chick who does it all, but no one gives her the attention. (Orange Box for no one who got that)

As an aside as well, the Wii also lets you rrelive some of your greatest consquences.
The first time
Your prom date.
The hot chick you dated in HS who just isn't pretty anymore.
That one time you were drunk and don't really care to remember.
The time you stayed up all night.

Wow this.. I blame Strangler....

Exactly. Pussy whipped.

[Fox 6]

So im about 14 hours into the game and well I love it to death. Im only on the 2nd story world, and the stroy is already grabbed me. It takes about 8- 10 hours to get used to the hybrid shooter/rpg style of the game, and the interface with team mates, euqipment, weapons and upgrades. This is one of the best games ive ever played. The dialouge is so brillantly done. Bravo bioware, bravo.

[Bond]

Long live Mass Effect!

[Fox 6]

Just to clear things up, most of the time ive spent was going around uncharted planets and doing side quests. So much to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fox 6]

Viremire or whatever its called is the craziest fucking planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so much drama!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fox 6]

Originally Posted by Fox 6

Viremire or whatever its called is the craziest fucking planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so much drama!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy crap this doesnt even describe 1/10000 of that planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just finished it and that whole mission upped the awesome by 3978164981263598236591856984751309652938576120978561397561435.5 %!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MASS EFFECT FRIGGEN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gekko]

The only review that matters is in:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/arti...on-Mass-Effect

Summary: Game sucks. But we all knew that.

[Bond]

I can't wait to get my hands on this game... only a few more days...

[Fox 6]

Watching yourself getting it on with a blue alien then asking for seconds is hilarious, and not just a little creepy.