It's time again i think - THE NEVER ENDING STORY - Page 5

C.H · 03-10-2002, 05:20 PM

they leave the bar...AND SUDDENLY THEY SEE SHOOTER!!!

Ric - OMG, he's really not dead.
C.H - What do we do.
Fingersman - Lets walk towards him slowly

As they walk closer, they realise that.

Blackmane - OH, it's just a life size picture of him, lets go and find Neo.

Thats what they thought, when infact it was sh...

Ric · 03-10-2002, 05:36 PM

..it on the pavement.

Fingersman - man that smells.

Suddenly neo jumps on them and starts beating them all sensless.

Blackmane hears a voice... as if by magic Ricus appears out of the sci-fi story.
Ricus - So you want telekenitic powers. here, *Ricus blasts energy into Blackmane.* Right I gotta go, got me a baddie to kill.

With that Ricus vanishes. Blackmane floats Neo high up and slamms him down.

Blackmane - DIE Neo.

Neo explodes and they find that it was only a....

GameMaster · 03-10-2002, 09:09 PM

... a robot. Like Zeta from Batman Beyond. Anyway, Ric lets fly with some intense robotic circuitry and manages to...

Mechadragon · 03-12-2002, 01:18 AM

....make eggo waffles which eventually turns into a new enemy named.......

GameMaster · 03-12-2002, 02:38 AM

Allagatorader- Half Alligator, half gatorade.

So, anyway, Allagatorader stomps through Townsville and unleashes an outraged roar followed by a blast of gatorade energy from his mouth. Only one woman can tame this wily beast, it is none other than...

Ginkasa · 03-12-2002, 05:15 PM

First thing: How the hell did we get from stealing doubloons and GT members against each other to some half alligator half gatorade originally from Eggo Waffles stomping through Townsville?

Second thing:

.........Kitana! She decides to use her super power to top the evil waffle/gatorade/alliagtor mosnter! She charges up her power and unleashes the mighty, unstoppable, super power beam of.......

C.H · 03-12-2002, 05:32 PM

...Rabbit crap, but it turns out that everyone was wrong and that she couldn't stop the beast. But it turns out that it was Xantar dreaming. And that Blackmane, C.H, Ric and Fingersman are still fighting Neo, who just blew up.

When Neo blew up, it turns out that it was just shooter dressed as Neo. Who is dead anyway. And that the real Neo, is watching from on top of a building. Camfu is standing next to him, and he signals his warroirs that are hiding all around the four. They warriors come in to fight them. And a massive brawl begins, the four (C.H, Ric, Fingersman and Blackmane) struggle to beat them back. As more and more warriors keep coming, it's to much. And the four get the ABSOLUTE crap kicked out of them. And get captured, and then get take back to the Gametavern castle. Which is suppose to be Neo's home, but is now the home of Camfu's army.

The four get thrown into the dungeon of the castle, where a dragon lives, who eats all the prisoners. Meanwhile, camfu's army is going around gametavern city recking havoc. Destroying homes and killing people. But our four heros are in the dungeon trying to fight of the dragon. Blackmane picks up...

Ginkasa · 03-12-2002, 05:41 PM

......and XBox and bashes the dragon over the head with it! The dragon screams in pain and falls unconcious. Suddenly the dragon's back splits open. It was only a mechanical dragon suit! The heroes continue watching and find that the pilots were none other than that dastardly duo,,,,,,,

GameMaster · 03-12-2002, 11:17 PM

... Allagatorader and Kitana! Secretly teamed up the whole time! :eek: They teleport out to Townsville which is being destroyed by army men, plastic ones I believe. They fuse the plastic army men together and melt them to the ground with their energy beams and animal feces. But the army men are composed of T-1000! :eek: They all liquify together to become a giant, ...

Ginkasa · 03-13-2002, 12:01 AM

....the heros are about to see what they T-1000s are about to turn into when they realize that they lost hold of their imaginations and saw that the two villains coming out of the dragon suit were actually......

Blackmane · 03-13-2002, 12:05 AM

....Rabbit which jumps up and flattens Alligatorade and Kitana. Meanwhile, the 4 are stunned that the dragon is no more and they go off to stop camfu and neo from destroying all of GT. First, they need a weapon that can hold off all of Camfu's warriors. They therefore go off in search of the fabled Gyra Orb which has the power to cripple Camfu's forces long enough for them to nab the 2 evil dudes. First, they have to find the orb hidden in a cave in the evil land of AdvanceGB. The 4 heros dread entering this land fearing for there scalps, but they remember that GT is on the line and they go in anyways. They trek through the harsh terrain and bad weather when they believe they found the right cave.

fingersman- Do you think this is the right cave?

Ric- That sign saying "Gyra Orb here" might mean its there.

Blackmane- Or it could be a trap. I nominate C.H to go in first.

C.H- Fine cowards, I will go and see.

So C.H goes into the cave and is pleasantly surprised to find...

GameMaster · 03-13-2002, 02:32 AM

... animal feces all the place. "Yep, this is AdvanceGb alright," he says!

But a guardian blocks them from going any farther. It is a vetran who moved on to AdvancedGB after the reign of Nintendose. It is Z...

Ric · 03-13-2002, 11:18 AM

z....omeone or other, suddenly phobos who was there in the fight against the mechanical Neo but mysteriously disappeared come the next post, reappears, z....omeone or other crapps himself and dies on the spot, the 5 enter the cave, the dunadan and Link1130 creeping up silently behind. Following them is Gamemaster2002.

Only 5 will ever leave the cave, but who, suddenly a rock falls from nowhere and splatts Gamemaster2002 a voice echo's out..... thats for making crap additions to the story muh haaa haaa.....

Confused the 5 followed by the 2 continue on into the cave....

C.H · 03-13-2002, 12:04 PM

They all walk in the cave for about 5 hours, overwelmed by the shear length of the cave they begin to go insane.

Fingersman - The cave will never end
Echo - the cave will never end
Fingersman - WHO SAID THAT!
Echo - who said that
Fingersman - SHUT UP, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Echo - shut up, get out of my head
Ric - For **** sake fingersman, it's just your voice echoing
Fingersman - Ohh

The cave starts shaking, and falling apart.

C.H - ****E, We better get out ofhere before were crushed

So they all run out, but the dunadan and Link1130 hide in a corner when the four run past them. The cave callaposes behind the four as they run out. The dunadan and Link1130 get crushed.

Blackmane - BOLLOCKS!
C.H - What
Blackmane - WE WENT DOWN THE WRONG BLOODY CAVE! Thats the one we should have gone down.

Blackmane points to a larger cave close by, so the four go into the other cave.

Ric · 03-13-2002, 12:14 PM

wait.... wait for me guys (phobos comes running up), C.H forgot to add me in the post again, we are the 5 and we find that orb thingy.

Right then, they all run off to the cave as they go in the sign falls off without them noticing, the sign says, cave of death, keep out.

A day passes, they come into a huge cavern, light pours in through a crack in the ceiling, surrounded by stalagmites and stalactites is a huge motionless lake, the water ripples...