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[bobcat]

Originally Posted by Mechadragon

Zero Wing.

Thanks

[BreakABone]

I took the lazy route in decorating my room, I got a bunch of posters and just covered as much wall as possible. I think I did a pretty good job. Too bad, we can't cover the ceilings, damn fire hazards.

One of my favorite posters, and the number one reason I brought it was the Procrastinator's Creed. So here it is

Procrastinator's Creed

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

[Xantar]

"Cogito Ergo Sum." (I think, therefore I am)

-Descartes

"Parentes non cogitabant, ergo sum."
-Me (you can put that one up in just Latin if you think it would offend someone)

"Now I don't know if I was a man dreaming of a butterfly or if now I am a butterfly dreaming of a man."

-Zhuangzi

"There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't."

-11 year old girl from my school

[Hero2]

"There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can understand bianary and those who dont."
- some shirt

[Happydude]

Originally Posted by Hero2

"There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can understand bianary and those who dont."
- some shirt

heh...i get it

[Vampyr]

*bows down to the great Procrastinator's Creed.*

Another Quote:

"There are two kinds of people in the world...Me and everyone else." Zachary Wright (me)

"I HAVE A DREAM!"

[Perfect Stu]

Originally Posted by Xantar

"There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't."

-11 year old girl from my school

I've heard that from like 10 other people, at least...

[Ace195]

Originally Posted by Hero2

"There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can understand bianary and those who dont."
- some shirt

haha you copied that from the IRC at work.. Copier :P lol

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User pushed the x because it was xtra baby!
Thats from my works irc people are funny like that

[Vampyr]

Originally Posted by Xantar

"There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't."

-11 year old girl from my school

Yeah, Ive heard that one quit a bit also.