09-20-2002, 03:15 PM
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A man walks into a psychiatrists office screaming "I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee!!!"
The doctor says: "Sit down and relax, you're two traditional forms of Native American shelter native to the mid-west and north east."
GET IT????
AHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAAAAA!!!!
*cough*
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09-20-2002, 03:20 PM
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in response to the Stangler's joke...
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09-20-2002, 03:51 PM
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Sixty-one posts and not a single good joke.
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09-20-2002, 03:59 PM
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What the hell were you expecting here?
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09-20-2002, 07:07 PM
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More bad jokes coming your way.....
A very fat woman got on a crowded bus. She stood in the aisle, looked around, and loudly complained, "Isn't anybody going to give me a seat?"
A thin man stood up and said, "I'll be glad to make a contribution."
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09-20-2002, 07:17 PM
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Here are a few Woody Allen quotes that I found. These are actually pretty funny (Well, he is Woody Allen, after all).
"Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman."
"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said "no"."
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy."
"My brain - it's my second favorite organ."
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience."
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you
love."
Gotta love Woody Allen.
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09-20-2002, 10:26 PM
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I was watching AFV and a monkey stuck his finger up his butt and sniffed it. He then fainted!
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09-20-2002, 10:31 PM
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What is AFV?
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09-21-2002, 12:15 AM
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America's Funniest Videos... or maybe it's Home Videos.... whatever...
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09-21-2002, 10:59 AM
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The Woody Allen thing was actually pretty funny.
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09-21-2002, 01:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bojangles
The Woody Allen thing was actually pretty funny.
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I don't think so...
but his new show "8 Rules for dating my own teenage daughter" is hilarious 
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09-21-2002, 02:21 PM
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Not funny, Stu. No one, and I ****ing mean no one makes fun of Woody Allen. *shoves PerfectStu's head in toilet and flushes*
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09-21-2002, 03:07 PM
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Not funny, Stu. No one, and I ****ing mean no one makes fun of Woody Allen.
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Woody Allen is a perverted piece of sewage waste. He's ugly, stupid, definately not funny, and I would like to play basketball with his peanut-like head...
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09-22-2002, 12:22 AM
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The World Ends with Poo
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Umm..
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The Chinese hope to have a man on the moon by the year 2005 (keep in mind they aren't 'advanced' like we are.). Their recent project was sending a dog, cat, monkey, bird, and two snails into space . Or as the Chinese like to call it, a number 36 with fries.
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*runs away*
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09-22-2002, 11:52 AM
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Wether or not you like Woody Allen or not as a person, he is pretty much one of the funniest people alive. He may be a pervert, but he is one damn funny pervert.
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