Drunk people are stupid

[Dylflon]

I had a really crappy night last night. You know why? Because all my stupid friends got drunk.

We're at a friend's house and we go to Roger's Video.

FissionMailed, THRILLHO and two other guys decide to go to this Darrel guy's house to drink. They get drunk out of their minds and THRILLHO goes home but FissionMailed, Darrel and the other guy (Chris) come back 2 hours later piss drunk.

FissionMailed threw up on the road 3 times coming back. But FissionMailed has to go throw up in Brian's (the guy whos house we're at) toilet. Fission is out of it completely. While Darrel is the most annoying drunk I have ever known. He was stumbling around telling everyone what a good guy they are. Then my firend Keith shows up. He was sober thankfully. But Darrel is being so damn annoying. He doesn't shut up when he's drunk. Chris was pretty funny though.

But Brian's mom is coming home soon so he had to get FissionMailed out of there. FissionMailed is convinced he can't leave brian's house.So me and Keith carry him to Keith's house. FissionMailed throws up on the way there and Darrel goes and pees on somebody's front door. Darrel then insists he can help us saying "Naw man. I can help. I know what to do when I'm drunk. I remember everything"

So we get to Keith's and lay FissionMailed down on his couch and he throws up again. So we have to make sure he doesn't throw up and drown in his own puke. Meanwhile Darrel is trying to "help" us. Keith's brother Brody starts playing cards with Darell. He's like "I beat drunk darrel 4 times."

We get tired and Brian, drunk Chris and I go back to Brian's. Brian's brother just came home and Chris is trying to act sober. But the first thing he says when Brian's brother got home was "Wow man! You're ****ing built!"

Chris rambled on about this and that and he starts talknig to girls on msn and asking them whether or not they'd have sex with him.

I didn't get to sleep till really early in the morning. But, that was my Saturday night.

It turns out they all had shots of vodka and some other crap and then rum. FissionMailed drank too much. Him and THRILLHO had like 5-6 shots and then FissionMailed swigged some rum.

Drunk people are stupid.