Neo for President - Page 3

DarkMaster · 10-05-2004, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by deejzguy

just like GMs doesn't make him and alien

How the hell do we know that? HOW DO WE KNOW!?!?!

Bond · 10-05-2004, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Neo

I resent candidate Bond's allegations that my administration would be the second coming of communism. His unworkable flat tax would either bankrupt the government or result in an outragously high sales tax which would make the poor even poorer. Let me tell you about a friend of mine, Lisa Ruden. Lisa is a triple-amputee who had to drag herself along the ground to be with us today because she cannot afford a taxi. Under my plan, she would get a tax break which would allow her to afford 3 meals a day. Under my opponent's plan, her house would be burned to the ground.

I retract my comment. Candidate Neo is not the second coming of communism, but the second coming of Al Gore.

GiMpY-wAnNaBe · 10-05-2004, 11:43 PM

Neo, if you ever run, consider me your running mate, i'd serve as vice president under those suggestions any day.

Neo · 10-15-2004, 01:51 PM

I just came up with a campaign slogan. You know how we've lent huges sums of money to a bunch of countries, especially latin american ones? Well it's time for them to pay up! Time to call in the markers, time to satisfy the notes. Vote Neo 2004: "We gunna COLLECT!"

Crono · 10-15-2004, 02:03 PM

Great idea. Really, I'd vote for you if you ran, and if I was American.