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[Combine 017]

For the longest time I thought it was called Rebar pie, so I was confused why anyone would want to eat it.

[Professor S]

Teuth, Rhubarb pie is delicious, and just another example of pie's versatility, and respect of function (taste) above form (awful, disgusting chemicals, stabilizers, leavening agents, colorants, fondant icing a.k.a. edible plastic).



And just to show you what an ignorant slut you are, you do not put the entire plant into the pie. Only the lovely, colorful, and delicious stalk. The leaf is actually deadly poison, making rhubarb pie more BAD-ASS. Its the pie version of Fugu.

So not only is pie tastier, more versatile, and purer than cake, it could also kick cake's ass in a cage match.

[Teuthida]

Your tastebuds must have been rendered retarded from the decades of being pied in your cakehole.

I've had rhubarb pie. Hell, I've made it a number of times. You need to drown it with sugar to get any sort of satisfaction. Make a pie with pigeon crap and you'd need less sugar to reach the same level of enjoyment.

That's right, I bake. Given your expectations of what's in cake, you've obviously never had anything that wasn't from a mix or store bought.

[Professor S]

Originally Posted by Teuthida

Your tastebuds must have been rendered retarded from the decades of being pied in your cakehole.

I've had rhubarb pie. Hell, I've made it a number of times. You need to drown it with sugar to get any sort of satisfaction. Make a pie with pigeon crap and you'd need less sugar to reach the same level of enjoyment.

That's right, I bake. Given your expectations of what's in cake, you've obviously never had anything that wasn't from a mix or store bought.

Sir, I had a PA dutch grandmother who made a chocolate fudge cake that would make you cry... until you had her apple pie.

The reason why you don't like pie is that you can't bake. HAVE AT YOU!

[Teuthida]

So her cake made you cry? Then I can only assume the apple pie was used as an emetic to make room for more of the cake no doubt filled with a cocktail of drugs to swing your mood so wildly that you're reduced to blubbering pool of chocolatey tears.

I can bake alright. But I don't consider making pie, baking. A blind overworked paraplegic circus seal could make a pie using only its mutant prehensile foreskin. You can't make a cake willy nilly like you can with a pie. Cake requires precise calculations. To bake a cake you need to be both a scientist and a student of the mystic dessert arts.

[TheSlyMoogle]

Wow you Cake kids are really reaching these days.

Too bad Prof is da best at Pie arguments.

Someday cake kids, someday perhaps a cake will come along to save you from tasting terrible. Carrot cake was a good shot. So maybe.

[BreakABone]

Originally Posted by TheSlyMoogle

Wow you Cake kids are really reaching these days.

Too bad Prof is da best at Pie arguments.

Someday cake kids, someday perhaps a cake will come along to save you from tasting terrible. Carrot cake was a good shot. So maybe.

We've got a ton of great tasting stuff on our side, you have cheesecake....

[Fox 6]

Cake is even better on the small scale. Tarts blow chunks. Cupcakes for life.

[Professor S]

Originally Posted by TheSlyMoogle

Someday cake kids, someday perhaps a cake will come along to save you from tasting terrible. Carrot cake was a good shot. So maybe.

Carrot cake is very good, but only because it has many pie-like qualities.

[TheSlyMoogle]

Lol red velvet cake is terrible. Absolutely terrible.

Also Pie would never dry out and get yucky like cake. Nasty fucking cake.

[Teuthida]

Yes, fruit neeevvvveeeerrrr goes bad. And pie crust is always minutes away from turning soggy or becoming teethbreakingly hard.



/thread

[Vampyr]

On a whim I typed "define cake" into Google.

a block of solid substance (such as soap or wax); "a bar of chocolate"

All pies are in fact cake.

/win

[Professor S]

Originally Posted by Vampyr

On a whim I typed "define cake" into Google.



All pies are in fact cake.

/win

Is this how desperate you cake-boyz are? You have to look to definitions beyond culinary in a flailing attempt at validity? Even in that you fail.

Pie is by no means solid, but instead most are SUSPENSION of solids in a semi-viscous LIQUID.



See how is almost falls apart and the delicious juices and sweet decadent sauce spill onto the plate. This sir, is no mere cake.

Meanwhile, as stated in your quote, cake is in in fact "soap or wax"

Delicious? I think not.

[Teuthida]

Originally Posted by Professor S

Pie is by no means solid, but instead most are SUSPENSION of solids in a semi-viscous LIQUID.

See how is almost falls apart and the delicious juices and sweet decadent sauce spill onto the plate.

And yet your favorite pie, cheesecake, does not follow those conventions at all. Cheesecake is more of a solid than most other cakes.

Trying to distract us from the insane illogical meanderings of you and your fellow cake-people?

"Distract" says the fellow endlessly posting videos.

[BreakABone]

Originally Posted by TheSlyMoogle

Lol red velvet cake is terrible. Absolutely terrible.

Also Pie would never dry out and get yucky like cake. Nasty fucking cake.

Red Velvet is awesome, just proves your tastebuds are screwed.