Space Madness Round 3 - Space Murder

[Dylflon]

We all knew that nothing interesting was going to happen in the other round so here's the nest one:

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Nobody on the ship was saying much of anything. The paranoia was setting in too thick. Combine noticed through his ocular enhancement that the rest of his shipmates were sweating much more than normal. Combine saw how the others looked at him. He was the only cyborg on board. He realized he was going to have to do something drastic.

Flunkie was starting to get nervous. It was almost his turn to take the pee test and he had snorted snow much Dust that he’d probably be high for a week. He had his backup plan worked out. If the STISO tested him, he would simply have to murder him. Yes, that would do. Who could argue with him? The STISO is kind of a jerk and nobody really likes him. Why, it would be the sanest thing anyone had done all day. Then it happened. Unannounced, the cyborg man yelled at the top of his lungs and executed the most amazing triple backflip any of them had ever seen. Everyone stopped what they were doing and stood still for a few moments until Jeepnut broke the silence.
“Okay, I’m pee testing the cyborg next”

The Professor had just run out of tea. This whole space ship charade had become a bore. He wasn’t feeling too chipper about living either at that point. He stood up and announced, “Living has become quite droll”, and then shot himself in the head. His blood splattered into the tea of Dyne, Teuthida, and George Washnigton. George Washington was quite upset by this turn of events and when to go change into his casual suit. Upon opening the closet he noticed that depressed fellow Angrist’s body stuffed into the closet, several of his bones broken. Before he could protest, he felt a cold blade slip between the columns of his spine. Well actually, he didn’t feel it because it dismantled his nervous system. With his last thoughts, he dreamed of Martha.

Elsewhere on the ship, Mario Lover rooted frantically through a large box. He removed articles of clothing, food, journals until he finally uncovered his stash. Guns. Beautiful guns.


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Shorter narration today but come one. I have to go to the beach!


Player List:

01. Aladuf
02. Yoda9864
03. Swan
04. Dyne
05. Teuthida
06. Bube
07. GameMaster
08. jeepnut
09. uber_paddler
10. Typhoid
11. flunkie44
12. thatmariolover
13. Combine 017


The Dead:

Vampyr
The Germanator
Fyacin
Professor S
Angrit
manasecret


Round ends tomorrow at 10am PSt/ 1pm Eastern

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