A few jokes I found funny

[fingersman]

Well a few jokes I got in my email
Hope you guys enjoy

A married couple is driving (55m/h) down the interstate. The wife
looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases to 60m/h.
She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up to 70 m/h.

She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving
faster and faster, speeding to 80 m/h.

She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too."
The husband slowly starts to veer towards a bridge, as she says,
"Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
She asks, "Really? What's that?"
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 m/h, "I've
got the airbag!"


A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from the
opposite direction. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window
and yells, "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and yells,
"B!T#H!!"
They each continue on their way and as the man rounds the next curve, he
crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
If only
men would listen.


A heart-warming story of the advances of women in achieving equality
Through out the world....

Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years
before the Gulf War. She noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives.
Ms. Walters approached one of the women and said: "This is marvelous.
Can you tell the free world just what enabled women here to achieve this reversal of roles?
"Land mines," said the Kuwaiti woman.