Riddles thread

[Swan]

I was looking around GT thinking about wat would be cool to have a thread about and then it hit me. *WHAM*

RIDDLES! We need a good thread about riddles. I don't think that there is any other thread for riddles so I started this.

Basically ask riddles and answer them. Oh, and +rep people who can get the hard ones if you want. I'll get the ball rolling.

A house is built with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks by. What colour is the bear?

EDIT:Type in different colours to make it interesting. Please.

[DimHalo]

Originally Posted by deejzguy

A house is built with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks by. What colour is the bear?

EDIT:Type in different colours to make it interesting. Please.

The bear is white.


A man and his son are out driving around one day and they get into a car accident. The son is rushed to the emergency room. The doctor says,"I can't do this, I can't operate on my own son." What's the deal?

[Perfect Stu]

the doctor is the mother

a man looks at a picture and says "brothers and sisters have I none, but this man's father is my father's son" who is in the picture, in relation to the man looking at it?

[Crash]

His Son

[Acebot44]

I'm four parts chicken, one part antelope, and two parts goat. What am I?

[Ace195]

Originally Posted by Perfect Stu

the doctor is the mother

a man looks at a picture and says "brothers and sisters have I none, but this man's father is my father's son" who is in the picture, in relation to the man looking at it?

He's looking at a picture of himself

[DimHalo]

Originally Posted by Ace195

He's looking at a picture of himself

Actually, I think crash was right. Stu, is anyone right?

And I have no idea about Acebott's riddle.

[Ace195]

Eh.. I'm just throwing my idea out there.. I think crash is right too but.....

Yeah and acebots riddle confuese me too..

[Crash]

Originally Posted by Ace195

He's looking at a picture of himself

thinking of it now... you must be right, unless my brain shut off.

[Vampyr]

Originally Posted by Crash

thinking of it now... you must be right, unless my brain shut off.

No, I think you were right.

And no one has got my riddle...and it's a really hard one, so in the mean time, I'll tell you another one. If someone can get the answer to this one, I'll give you the answer to the first:

A man and a woman are on an airplane, traveling to England. The man is a very worn down person, and looks like a bit of a hermit. He has torn clothing and appears to be poor, but he is smoking a cigar.

Next to him is a very very high class woman, wearing very elegant clothes and a lot of expensive jewelry. She has her hair all done up, and almost appears to be royale. She is holding a poodle in her lap.

She turns to the man and says: "sir, that cigar smells dreadful, and is causing my clothes to stink, please put it out."

The man replies: "I will put out my cigar if you get rid of that poodle."

The woman promptly throws the poodle out of the window. The man is stunned. He thought the poodle was the womans pride and joy. So he smiles and tosses out his cigar.

Suddenly someone yells: "Dog on the wing!!!"

So everyone on the plane rushes over to see, and they see a dog on the wing of the plane, with something in it's mouth.

What is it?