What if Shakespeare had written...

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by dropCGCF

No. I just believe that men have opressed women's ideas and appeals for too long throughout the centuries. Credit should be given where it is due. I think many women masked themselves as men in order to accomplish certain historic accomplishments.

Plus, it scores well with chicks. You should try it.

I believe Jesus was a woman because she hung out with prostitutes, had 12 men follow his every whim, and preached all the "feminine" ideas of love and caring.

Maybe he was nice. Maybe he was gay. Do you think things other than "it might be a woman?"


My neighbour, Super nice guy. Hes not a woman, no, hes just an all around good guy.

[Bond]

Originally Posted by dropCGCF

No. I just believe that men have opressed women's ideas and appeals for too long throughout the centuries. Credit should be given where it is due. I think many women masked themselves as men in order to accomplish certain historic accomplishments.

Plus, it scores well with chicks. You should try it.

I believe Jesus was a woman because she hung out with prostitutes, had 12 men follow his every whim, and preached all the "feminine" ideas of love and caring.

Are you sure you aren't Dan Brown masked as dropCGCF?

[dropCGCF]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

Maybe he was nice. Maybe he was gay. Do you think things other than "it might be a woman?"


My neighbour, Super nice guy. Hes not a woman, no, hes just an all around good guy.

So you're saying I'm foolish for embracing a logical theory that isn't wildly accepted? I forgot, Copernicus was wrong too.

You need to open your mind. The things they teach you in school are the way they want you to think. Most of the greatest writers and artists that the world has had have been crazy, drunk, on drugs, or had some other impairment. You need to stop nodding your head as people sppon-feed you their ideas.

So your neighbor's gay? My neighbor's a woman, what's your point? Are you trying to say that Shakespeare was a nice guy, writing stories about murder-suicides, incest, and general disorder? Thanks for the insight.

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by dropCGCF

So your neighbor's gay? My neighbor's a woman, what's your point? Are you trying to say that Shakespeare was a nice guy, writing stories about murder-suicides, incest, and general disorder? Thanks for the insight.

I was referring to Jesus, considering you said that he was a woman.

Understand things before you try and pick apart what i say next time.

And yes, go for it, have your own opinion. Your entitled to it. So why cant you have an open mind that both of them were men? You tell me to have an open mind about them being women, well you too friend.

Thank you.

[Fox 6]

Didn't Shakespeare have kids and a wife?

[DimHalo]

Originally Posted by dropCGCF

Plus, it scores well with chicks. You should try it.

Well, considering that I am a straight female I have no need for scoring well with chicks.

And to what Fox said, something to remember is that the theory says that the personality of the male William Shakespeare is not the person who wrote the stories. It was actually a woman. While William Shakespeare might have existed, he was not the person who actually did the writing (as the theories suggest). So the fact that William Shakespeare had a wife and kids is irrelevant to the argument.

An argument which I disagree with.

[dropCGCF]

What is this, England?

I disagree!

(come on, someone PLEASE watch Family Guy...)

[Seth]

Jesus a woman?

Have you actually studied the Bible drop?

Jesus preached in teh synagogues. Women weren't allowed to do that.

Or are you saying that Jesus was a woman, disguised as a man?

and if so, what actuall evidence do you have to support that?



The New Testament constantly labels jesus as a male. Not just 'the Son of God' but he is called a man and boy.


wait, i'm stopping here. The Bible is the only record of Jesus' life on earth and if you are ignoring the Bible than please tell me what your sources are.

I don't read the Bible like I used to so I've lost a bit of my on the spot knowledge but any Bible scholar would be able to completely prove that Jesus was a man and not a woman based on what has been written of him by primary sources.

[dropCGCF]

Originally Posted by bouncer

Jesus a woman?

Have you actually studied the Bible drop?

Jesus preached in teh synagogues. Women weren't allowed to do that.

Or are you saying that Jesus was a woman, disguised as a man?

I find it funny that many things about the Bible are unclear and contradictory to themselves. Jesus frequently uses the phrase "sons and daughters", seeming to me like she was a motherly figure.

I know women were not allowed to preach in the synagogues. I don't see any records of Jesus having a penis. Why would I follow blind faith from a book written 2000 years ago? It's supposed to be symbolism, and that's what it is. I'm not sure who or what Jesus is, but I believe that whoever he/she was they were a good prophet. And this is not a discussion about my philosophy.

And getting back to the original topic, I would also like to see if Shakespeare had written The Bible.

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by dropCGCF

I don't see any records of Jesus having a penis.

Show me the records of Jesus having a vagina. Show me the records where ANYTHING says Jesus was a woman.

There needs to be no records stating Jesus has a penis, because it usually goes hang in hand with being a man. I could say the same about you, I could claim it of anyone without an essay written about their penis.

And i dont believe Shakespeare was a woman, no, you know why? Because he was a man. A woman didnt write the plays.

I have heard ( and dont ask me to cite it, because i cant remember where i read it) that Shakespeare might have been a group of people writing plays as one person.


But Jesus a woman. Laughable. I dont know what your smoking, but be sure to pass it around.

[dropCGCF]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

And i dont believe Shakespeare was a woman, no, you know why? Because he was a man. A woman didnt write the plays.

But Jesus a woman. Laughable. I dont know what your smoking, but be sure to pass it around.

Is the first statement the equivalent of "You can't go out tonight because I say so." ?

How is my theory laughable? I've gone to catholic schools all my life. I've come up with a few theories.

I'm sure that it's ridiculous because it's not what you believe. I never went bashing anyone's beliefs here, but you chose to pick a fight with mine for some reason. Everyone believes something for a reason. My reasons are just different than yours. DOn't dismiss them just because you're not open-minded. I'm sure you know all about Jesus, seeing as how you were there for his/her whole life.

[Typhoid]

Im not picking a fight, and i am open minded. I dont believe in Jesus ( in the spiritual way) yet I'm defending the position as if i do.

And you totally ignored my first paragraph thingy, so I will post it again for you to respond to.

Show me the records of Jesus having a vagina. Show me the records where ANYTHING says Jesus was a woman.

There needs to be no records stating Jesus has a penis, because it usually goes hang in hand with being a man. I could say the same about you, I could claim it of anyone without an essay written about their penis.

And i am open minded, im not bashing your opinion, im saying my opinion.

[dropCGCF]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

But Jesus a woman. Laughable. I dont know what your smoking, but be sure to pass it around.

Oh, wait, you're not beating on my opinion.

[Typhoid]

Are you also republican? Because your not answering my questions.

Originally Posted by TYPHOID

Show me the records of Jesus having a vagina. Show me the records where ANYTHING says Jesus was a woman.

There needs to be no records stating Jesus has a penis, because it usually goes hang in hand with being a man. I could say the same about you, I could claim it of anyone without an essay written about their penis.

Im kidding about the republican thing by the way. Its just annoying that your not answering my question, when in fact your changing the subject completey, which appears to be an attempt to make me get mad and look bad, just to raise your reputation. And I said, "Appears to be" an attempt, so dont get all fussy with me.


But this is a stupid argument, so Im done.

[DimHalo]

Hmm, if Shakespeare had written Pirates of the Caribbean:

well... I am not good at this but I would imagine Jack Sparrow's sexual comments to be much more direct/blunt LOL