"Sims Survivor"

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In honor of the premier of Survivor IV tonight on CBS, I'm posting my Sims survivor story.

The Contestants

Batman
Hillary Clinton
Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Dennis Miller
Joel Robinson
Luke Skywalker
Gwen Stefani
Wonder Woman

These 8 survivors will compete in a series of ill-conceived and uncreative immunity challenges. Win, and they cannot be voted out of the tribe. Lose, and they risk being the one to take the walk down Tikki torch lane. That lane leads to only one place – it is dark, it is dank, it is a dungeon. The final survivor will be awarded 1,000,000 simoleans.


Episode 1

The contestants are dropped off in front of what will be their new home for the next several weeks. The survivor mansion is equipped with the items necessary for survival along with a few luxury items, the most notable of which is the “love tub," a hot tub built for two. The survivors first examine their surroundings and voice combinations of approval and disapproval of the various household items. Joel and Luke head immediately for the love tub where they spend a whole 12 hours soaking themselves (Luke doesn’t seem to like girls).

Batman, Gwen and Hillary make more constructive use of their time by building up body points in the swimming pool. They know the extra strength will come in handy in the upcoming challenges. The only points Dennis Miller seems interested in acquiring are pinball points.

After getting to know each other for several days, the survivors experience their first immunity challenge, the pizza-eating contest. The goal is to be the first person to completely consume a slice of pizza. When the pizza arrives no survivor immediately goes for it. The immunity pizza sits out for a few hours before a lone Hillary Clinton comes and eats a slice, claiming the first immunity prize.

At the first tribal council, the rift between Gwen Stefani and the others is made clear as she is voted out of the tribe. Her playful nature and carefree attitude did not mesh well with the others. Gwen is banished to the cell of losers, where she will rot.


At Tribal Council


Not the most sanitary of living conditions.