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Hero2 · 02-16-2004, 05:58 AM

soo im a little late

Happy birthday

DimHalo · 02-16-2004, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Dyne

Yay! You've finally come of porno and beer age. Congrats.

Isn't porno age 18?

Happydude · 02-16-2004, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jeepnut's slave

Isn't porno age 18?

yeah, i think it is...

Dark Samurai · 02-16-2004, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by happydude666

yeah, i think it is...

Agreed

Canyarion · 02-16-2004, 12:33 PM

Minumum ages in USA are crazy! You get to drive a car :eek: at 16, but have to wait until you're 21 to drink alcahol!!

jeepnut · 02-16-2004, 01:18 PM

Well, here I am. Finally made it to my own birthday thread. A little late, but I'm here none the less. Thank you's go out to all who posted birthday wishes. Special thanks to the slave for starting the thread.

Anyway, my day went well. The slave and myself drove to see the Urge in concert on friday and then we spent the night at my friends house. The next day (the 14th) the slave, my friend, and myself had breakfast at IHOP. (Never ending pancakes!) From then on, I continued east to St. Louis to visit with my family for Saturday night and Sunday morning while the slave headed on back north to Kirksville. Sadly we had to be apart for most of Valentine's day.

My time home was spent with my family including watching Bruce Almighty with my mom. Midnight rolled around and I became 21. I went to bed soon after the movie and woke up on my birthday to pack up and say goodbye to my parents before heading back to college.

When I made it here after my drive, I went to visit the slave. She gave me my presents and then we went out to eat. (Free dinner!) The slave dressed up for me and I can tell you the she did look very nice.

I was content just to stare at her for awhile when she first showed me the dress. I would post pictures, but she would most definitely kill me. I didn't have anything to drink. I was driving and we still had to go to Church. After a highly satisfying meal, we went to Mass.

After Mass, we headed back to the slave's place for a movie. Her roommate had bought some wine earlier and me and the slave both had a glass. My first encounter with alcohol wasn't anything to be proud of. I wasn't especially thrilled with the taste so I didn't drink much at all. The slave and her roommate of course made sure laugh at me for it. The slave also made sure to outdo me by drinking her glass of wine as well as what was left of my own.

And that's all I'm going to tell you about the night. I had a good time but didn't get even close to drunk. Laugh if you will.

And now, the loot list!

From the parents:
Olympus D-560 Zoom Digital camera with case.

From the slave:

A Zippo Lighter with my name engraved. (I don't smoke, I just think they are cool.)

The first Animaniacs episode on videotape. (Animaniacs rule!)

The Pinky and the Brain Christmas Special on video tape. (Thumbs up!)

A sweater.

Assorted gag gifts.

I was happy!

DimHalo · 02-16-2004, 02:45 PM

all can be reassured that i shall find something he likes to drink... but don't intend to get him drunk (not his style)... and last night was the first time i had ever had wine (in case anyone was wondering)

Jonbo298 · 02-16-2004, 05:17 PM

Pinky and the Brain is great. I have their main theme song as my ringtone right now.

Happydude · 02-16-2004, 05:39 PM

....you can always post pics of the slave in the 'Babe Lovers' forum

Dyne · 02-16-2004, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by jeepnut's slave

Isn't porno age 18?

That's to DO porno. And I don't think he's keen on that.

Quoted from my favourite "porno" website..

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Terms of entry
You are:
• over 21
• not offended by sexually explicit material
• not breaking your local law
• absolving me of any responsibility for the links you may follow or images you may view
• a dirty pervert, like me

*shrug* You know, I don't really look into these things anyways.

The Germanator · 02-16-2004, 06:45 PM

Nah, you only have to be 18 look at porn...I could go to the movie store and rent pornography because I am 18, some websites say 21 for some reason.

Jonbo298 · 02-16-2004, 07:16 PM

Yeah, 18 is the usual porno age. I don't know why some sites say 21, unless they carry something else for some reason that makes it 21 and over....*has noticed what this thread is turning into*

Dyne · 02-16-2004, 07:46 PM

I guess all states and countries are different.. so 21's the only "safe" uniform age.

Eh, meh. If you need to buy porno at 18... shame on you.

jeepnut · 02-16-2004, 07:52 PM

So am I to assume that porn is a more interesting topic than me?

Dark Samurai · 02-16-2004, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by jeepnut

So am I to assume that porn is a more interesting topic than me?

Thats what i thought