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Old 01-04-2004, 09:37 PM   #16
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Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?

They all have phones!

*ba dop bum pish*
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Old 01-05-2004, 12:41 AM   #17
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Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?

They all have phones!

*ba dop bum pish*
GM....that was quite posibly the worst attempt at a joke you have made so far...
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Old 01-07-2004, 06:06 AM   #18
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A Pakistani is having breakfast one morning; coffee,croissants, bread, butter & jam when an Indian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Pakistani ignores the Indian who, nevertheless, starts a Conversation:
Indian: "You Pakistani folks eat the whole bread??"
Pakistani: (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Indian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In India, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Pakistan."
The Indian has a smirk on his face. The Pakistani listens in silence. The Indian Persists "Do you eat jam with the bread??"
Pakistani: "Of Course."
Indian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In India we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Pakistan".
The Pakistani then asks: "Do you have sex in India?"
Indian : "Why of course we do", the Indian says with a big smirk.
Pakistani: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Indian: "We throw them away, of course."
Pakistani : "We don't. In Pakistan, we put them in a container, Recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to India. !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-07-2004, 08:08 AM   #19
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A Pakistani is having breakfast one morning; coffee,croissants, bread, butter & jam when an Indian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Pakistani ignores the Indian who, nevertheless, starts a Conversation:
Indian: "You Pakistani folks eat the whole bread??"
Pakistani: (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Indian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In India, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Pakistan."
The Indian has a smirk on his face. The Pakistani listens in silence. The Indian Persists "Do you eat jam with the bread??"
Pakistani: "Of Course."
Indian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In India we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Pakistan".
The Pakistani then asks: "Do you have sex in India?"
Indian : "Why of course we do", the Indian says with a big smirk.
Pakistani: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Indian: "We throw them away, of course."
Pakistani : "We don't. In Pakistan, we put them in a container, Recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to India. !!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats a good one
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Re: Does anyone remember?
Old 01-07-2004, 12:26 PM   #20
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A Pakistani is having breakfast one morning; coffee,croissants, bread, butter & jam when an Indian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Pakistani ignores the Indian who, nevertheless, starts a Conversation:
Indian: "You Pakistani folks eat the whole bread??"
Pakistani: (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Indian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In India, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Pakistan."
The Indian has a smirk on his face. The Pakistani listens in silence. The Indian Persists "Do you eat jam with the bread??"
Pakistani: "Of Course."
Indian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In India we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Pakistan".
The Pakistani then asks: "Do you have sex in India?"
Indian : "Why of course we do", the Indian says with a big smirk.
Pakistani: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Indian: "We throw them away, of course."
Pakistani : "We don't. In Pakistan, we put them in a container, Recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to India. !!!!!!!!!!!!
nice one....but gross....
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Old 01-07-2004, 05:05 PM   #21
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GM....that was quite posibly the worst attempt at a joke you have made so far...
I personally found it very funny.
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