Tingle's Sexuality - Page 2

BreakABone · 03-30-2003, 10:13 AM

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Originally posted by fingersman
Why does Stu want to know Tingle's sexuality neways? Planning on switching sides?

Er Stu or Bond because Stu hasn't even replied to this thread yet....

Bond · 03-30-2003, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by fingersman
Why does Stu want to know Tingle's sexuality neways? Planning on switching sides?

I think Bond made this topic...

ZebraRampage · 03-30-2003, 10:51 AM

He's a homo. Anyway, did any of you see that guy on Windfall Island that is dancing, and he looks like a disco dude, but there is a rainbow on the back of his suit and it has purple strips on it. My friend and I saw this and I was like WTF ARE THEY SMOKING. WHAT IS IT WITH ZELDA AND THEIR SEXUAL INUENDOS!!! The carpenter workers in OoT, they just look and walk gay. Tingle..., then there is Dampe's diary when you are about to get the hookshot, I can't remember exactly what it says but it relates to how the hookshot is similar to a dick........And well there are more but I can't think of them.

Perfect Stu · 03-30-2003, 11:49 AM

it looks like he bats for the other team...

Jonbo298 · 03-30-2003, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by ZebraRampage
He's a homo. Anyway, did any of you see that guy on Windfall Island that is dancing, and he looks like a disco dude, but there is a rainbow on the back of his suit and it has purple strips on it. My friend and I saw this and I was like WTF ARE THEY SMOKING. WHAT IS IT WITH ZELDA AND THEIR SEXUAL INUENDOS!!! The carpenter workers in OoT, they just look and walk gay. Tingle..., then there is Dampe's diary when you are about to get the hookshot, I can't remember exactly what it says but it relates to how the hookshot is similar to a dick........And well there are more but I can't think of them.

After reading that, I realize that Nintendo does do it a lot more often with "going around the bush" on innuendos. All I have to say is "Nintendo's hidden subliminal messages"

The Germanator · 03-30-2003, 04:03 PM

I think he's straight because hey, let's not all forget, Link is a little fairy boy too, but I don't hear people questioning his sexuality. Oh, just because Tingle doesn't carry a sword and save the day, he's gay right? Ridiculous.

fingersman · 03-30-2003, 06:43 PM

At the end of the day Link gets the girl besides Link acts alot more manly.

nWoCHRISnWo · 03-31-2003, 02:20 AM

He's the gayest fairy next to GameMaster.

DamnRaccoons · 04-03-2003, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by Jason1
"My brother and I fooled around with" "Tingle" "today". "You can really do more than you might think if your" "a Homo". "We messed around with" "Tingle" "at Windfall Island, and" "at" "the" "shops." "We plan on using" "Tingle" "a lot" "more than you might think". "Tingle" "has" "a" "pretty neat" "speedo". "It will point things out" "and" "tell you the time". "Also", "I" "dress...like" "a" "homosexual".

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Jason1 · 04-04-2003, 05:44 PM

Thank you Vin, for qouteing me in such a twisted manor.

Perfect Stu · 04-04-2003, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by Jason1
qouteing

Joeiss · 04-04-2003, 11:30 PM

Haha... that was funny,

DamnRaccoons · 04-06-2003, 10:29 PM

Whoa, that's wierd cause that is how I actually read it. Maybe I was high...

JamesDark · 04-06-2003, 10:44 PM

He's a middle-aged midget who wears a green jumpsuit 24/7. That doesn't automatically make him homosexual.

ZebraRampage · 04-08-2003, 03:42 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHh I had my tingle tuner on and I was reading what tingle was saying and he said "I.....I love you" It was like WTF...it was really messed up. I think I'm going to lock myself in my cage......