"Holy Smokes! You need booze!"

[Seven7]

It's hard not to believe TV, It's spent so much time raising us.

Bart Simpson...

[Rndm_Perfection]

Carl: You know, I was hexed by a troll and a leprechaun cured that right up.
Lenny: Hey you know what's even better is Jesus. He's like.. 6 leprechauns!
Carl: Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with the leprechaun.

[Perfect Stu]

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"Ah man, I can't believe we're going to Big Ape Island"

"Yeah, I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island"

"Why, what's on Candy Apple Island?"

"Apes...but they're not as big"
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[Ravishing Rick Rude]

Homer : Here we are, Branson, Mosourri
Kid : * in charles bronson accent* No pal, this is BRONSON mosourri
Lisa : so how do we get to branson?
Woman : * also in charles bronson accent* Number 10 bus
Kid : Hey ma, how bout some cookies?
Woman : no dice
Kid : * evil glare* This ain't over....

[bobcat]

For the Shelbyville Episode:-

"They're ALWAYS eating candy in Shelbyville" Milhouse

When Bart sells his soul

"I sold it for pogs.........Alf pogs.....Remember Alf? He's back.. in pog form" Milhouse

[TheGrimReaper]

"And the school nurse says Bart has the plague..."
"That's like the measles, good to get it out of the way."

"All I found in there was a jar of musturd, and a couple of old Psycho magazines."
"Wow! I had MUSTURD?!"

"Whoa, better fasten your seat belts little dudes."
"We don't have seat belts."
"Oh, well then, just try to go limp."