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[Angrist]

Does that say anything to you?

[GameMaster]

Yes Angrist, I know what a grin is but how can you grin something? Forget it. This joke is over my head. Maybe in a couple years.

[Xantar]

Don't take it so literally. Davey Crockett grinning the bark off a tree is a tall tale. A myth. Asking how he grinned the bark off a tree is like asking how Hercules diverted two rivers to wash the Aegean stables.