The avatar is rockin'. Keep it. Kids like the badly translated stuff as much as if not more than Wonka bars and Coca- Cola.
That letter was awesome.
"When I was 5-years-old I flew to Japan and I did things like ride a giant chicken with Abraham Lincoln and eat sushi with Jesus while it was raining."
Quote. Of. The. Year.
Ahem.
I'll be going back to my... things now.