So, I had a baby - Page 2

KillerGremlin · 12-15-2011, 09:33 PM

I'm not so worried about having an ugly baby as having to see child birth.

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY.

After birth...this comes out:

And don't even get me started on vaginal tears where the vagina and the butthole merge into one super awesome poop producing hole!

https://www.mayoclinic.com/health/va...R00143&slide=4

Seriously, I think I need a beer and some pull out. They showed us the live birth video in sex ed and I was like I'm 12 years old and what is this. I don't understand how teen pregnancy happens. Obviously they didn't show this in the inner city school!

Seriously though, congrats Ginkasa. You are a fucking hero and trooper. I'm sure your baby is beautiful and I hope your chica's woo-ha is intact.

TheSlyMoogle · 12-19-2011, 11:21 PM

So... I just watched that natural child birth. FUCK YOU!!! WHY YOU POST THAT YOU KNOW I WATCH IT!!!

Dylflon · 12-25-2011, 05:05 PM

God damn you Gremlin.

Congrats on the offspring, Ginky.

Soon your baby will shrug and crawl away?

Ginkasa · 12-25-2011, 05:36 PM

Yeah

Ginkasa · 02-05-2012, 03:27 AM

So, because of you, KillerGremlin, if you Google image search "Ginkasa" an image of a placenta and umbilical cord is one of the results. Thanks for that.

jeepnut · 02-05-2012, 08:35 AM

Congratulations!

ZebraRampage · 02-05-2012, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ginkasa

So, because of you, KillerGremlin, if you Google image search "Ginkasa" an image of a placenta and umbilical cord is one of the results. Thanks for that.

That is hilarious. Hopefully nobody of importance in your life knows of this username then.

KillerGremlin · 02-07-2012, 06:01 AM

Haha...sorry.

On the bright side you are Internet-famous now.