Badger vs. Crab - Page 2

Professor S · 05-19-2009, 06:43 PM

And if you flip them over or get behind them, or to the side, they are screwed. Easy to catch, easy to kill.

Teuthida · 05-19-2009, 06:50 PM

A single crab can destroy a city.

And invite itself to dinner without telling you:

Ric · 05-19-2009, 06:50 PM

The crab would easily win in a fight. For a start the badger would drown first

If we were to go by sheer weight in numbers then the crabs would have it billions to one. There are at least 4,500 species of crabs in the world. All of them vs all the badgers? The badgers would get owned!
There are even more crabs in the world than there are people.

The crab even has it's own star constellation in it's image. The constellation of cancer. In fact ther is a five planet solar system in this constellation mexicanskies.com/constellations/cancer.htm and it has been gazed upon by philosophers, astronomers and historians for for millennia. Our planet even has it's own tropic named after this, The Tropic Of Cancer. Thats north of the equator

Thats another example of how brilliant crabs are and how much influance they truly hold.

EDIT: Oh and ftr we dont eat badgers because they carry bovine tuberculosis... or however you spell it

We shoot them instead so they dont infect cattle.

Would you sunbathe here?

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Typhoid · 05-19-2009, 06:56 PM

Crab is in the lead for taking out cities and owning a constellation.

Badger, things are looking slim.

Professor S · 05-19-2009, 07:20 PM

Hmmm, I didn't take water into account, and that does make up most oft eh earth's surface.

I concede to the crab.

Ric · 05-19-2009, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Professor S

I concede to the crab.

YES!!

Just when I was getting my crab army ready

EDIT: it has gone midnight and is officially wednesday where I am, UK GMT

I already stayed up late because of this thread

So in my mind the crab has already won. WOO, go crab!

KillerGremlin · 05-19-2009, 08:04 PM

I'm confused, the poll is a tie...so isn't it a tie still?

How can the crab win if this is a true vote?

EDIT: I voted for the crab by the way, not knockin' on the good thing we have going here...just sayin..

Fyacin · 05-19-2009, 09:32 PM

Who is voting for badger? Badger is lame, crabs have armor built into their genetic code. They grow their own armor. Actually turtle vs. crab would be a good one.

Typhoid · 05-19-2009, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by KillerGremlin

I'm confused, the poll is a tie...so isn't it a tie still?

How can the crab win if this is a true vote?

The crab hasn't won yet, has it?

And yes, technically the poll is still a tie.
Until - as I said - tonight, when the tie shall be broken by whichever side makes the best argument.

You see, KG - in a fictional battle based on taste/overall girth/relative age and how many stars it has, I am the tie breaker.

KillerGremlin · 05-19-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Typhoid

The crab hasn't won yet, has it?

And yes, technically the poll is still a tie.
Until - as I said - tonight, when the tie shall be broken by whichever side makes the best argument.

You see, KG - in a fictional battle based on taste/overall girth/relative age and how many stars it has, I am the tie breaker.

I figured there would be a better tie breaker system in place than just dictatorship control, eh Sada...Typhoid.

I guess I'd be more upset if I voted Badger.

ALL HAIL THE CRAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Typhoid · 05-19-2009, 11:27 PM

Ah, but you see - dictatorship would be me just picking one at random.
This is more of a Demonochratic system.

Fox 6 · 05-20-2009, 12:25 AM

Crabs is an STD that makes me laugh at the silly name

WIN!

Ric · 05-20-2009, 11:09 AM

Ok when I went to sleep it was still Tuesday in the US even though it was Wednesday here. Now it is definately wednesday in the U.S and no further argument has been put up for the badger.

So by the power not vested in me I declare the winner to be the CRAB

Typhoid, over to you...

*looks at Typhoid expectantly*

Typhoid · 05-20-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ric

Ok when I went to sleep it was still Tuesday in the US even though it was Wednesday here. Now it is definately wednesday in the U.S and no further argument has been put up for the badger.

Well that's clearly because I'm not in the U.S.

Anyways, considering everyong conceded to it, because it can destroy cities, infect your pubic hair, tastes delicious with butter, and has a cluster of stars in it's name and relative image, I declare the Crab the winner.

Fyacin · 05-21-2009, 12:35 AM

genetic armor