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Badger vs. Crab
Old 05-15-2009, 05:06 PM   #1
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Old 05-16-2009, 08:59 AM   #2
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Once again I am a cancerian, so I am going with the crab. Did you know there is one species of crab that lives on land and, apart from human beings, are the only creatures on the planet that can open and eat coconuts.

Come on Crab - Pincer that stupid badger to deadness...
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Old 05-16-2009, 07:42 PM   #3
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Better pictures:



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Old 05-16-2009, 09:23 PM   #4
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Zatchy-Boy, I used both of those pictures for earlier matches with each of them.
I'm trying not to use the same picture twice.
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Old 05-18-2009, 06:51 PM   #5
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I think you are being bias toward the badger by using the picture of crab meat on a plate, so to make up for it, go crab...

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Old 05-19-2009, 06:02 AM   #6
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How would that make it biased to the badger?
Crab meat is fucking delicious.
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Old 05-19-2009, 06:40 PM   #7
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It's hard to take the toughness of a badger seriously when you consider their mortal enemy bred to flush them out of their burrows:



Although that honey badger is pretty badass. Looks like a wolverine. Perhaps should be more specific in the species for the future polls like with the emperor penguin.

I voted for badgers for their catching song.
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Old 05-19-2009, 06:41 PM   #8
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It's hard to take the toughness of a badger seriously when you consider their mortal enemy bred to flush them out of their burrows.

You're thinking groundhogs, dammit! EDIT: Nope, they flushed out badgers, but pussy European badgers.

And for the record, I use the African Honey Badger as my horse in this race. It would eat a weinerdog.
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Old 05-19-2009, 06:42 PM   #9
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Well, crab is rather delicious.
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Old 05-19-2009, 06:43 PM   #10
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And if you flip them over or get behind them, or to the side, they are screwed. Easy to catch, easy to kill.
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Old 05-19-2009, 06:50 PM   #11
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A single crab can destroy a city.




And invite itself to dinner without telling you:

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Old 05-19-2009, 09:32 PM   #12
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Who is voting for badger? Badger is lame, crabs have armor built into their genetic code. They grow their own armor. Actually turtle vs. crab would be a good one.
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Old 05-21-2009, 12:35 AM   #13
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