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Re: Badger vs. Crab
The crab would easily win in a fight. For a start the badger would drown first
If we were to go by sheer weight in numbers then the crabs would have it billions to one. There are at least 4,500 species of crabs in the world. All of them vs all the badgers? The badgers would get owned!
There are even more crabs in the world than there are people.
The crab even has it's own star constellation in it's image. The constellation of cancer. In fact ther is a five planet solar system in this constellation mexicanskies.com/constellations/cancer.htm and it has been gazed upon by philosophers, astronomers and historians for for millennia. Our planet even has it's own tropic named after this, The Tropic Of Cancer. Thats north of the equator Thats another example of how brilliant crabs are and how much influance they truly hold.
EDIT: Oh and ftr we dont eat badgers because they carry bovine tuberculosis... or however you spell it We shoot them instead so they dont infect cattle.
Would you sunbathe here?
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Crab is in the lead for taking out cities and owning a constellation.
Badger, things are looking slim.
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Re: Badger vs. Crab
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I concede to the crab.
YES!!
Just when I was getting my crab army ready
EDIT: it has gone midnight and is officially wednesday where I am, UK GMT I already stayed up late because of this thread So in my mind the crab has already won. WOO, go crab!
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Who is voting for badger? Badger is lame, crabs have armor built into their genetic code. They grow their own armor. Actually turtle vs. crab would be a good one.
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I'm confused, the poll is a tie...so isn't it a tie still?
How can the crab win if this is a true vote?
The crab hasn't won yet, has it?
And yes, technically the poll is still a tie.
Until - as I said - tonight, when the tie shall be broken by whichever side makes the best argument.
You see, KG - in a fictional battle based on taste/overall girth/relative age and how many stars it has, I am the tie breaker.
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Ah, but you see - dictatorship would be me just picking one at random.
This is more of a Demonochratic system.
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Re: Badger vs. Crab
Ok when I went to sleep it was still Tuesday in the US even though it was Wednesday here. Now it is definately wednesday in the U.S and no further argument has been put up for the badger.
So by the power not vested in me I declare the winner to be the CRAB
Typhoid, over to you...
*looks at Typhoid expectantly*
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Ok when I went to sleep it was still Tuesday in the US even though it was Wednesday here. Now it is definately wednesday in the U.S and no further argument has been put up for the badger.
Well that's clearly because I'm not in the U.S.
Anyways, considering everyong conceded to it, because it can destroy cities, infect your pubic hair, tastes delicious with butter, and has a cluster of stars in it's name and relative image, I declare the Crab the winner.
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