Mule vs. Beaver - Page 2

Fox 6 · 03-12-2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by The Germanator

Nah, that's a Donkey...A Mule is if a donkey and a horse mate.

Close enough

Dyne · 03-12-2009, 10:32 PM

I can't wrap my mind around the results here.. what the hell.

The beaver has a HUGE tail behind him in which the mule can step on. Once he's got his hoof on it, he can't do anything but gnaw on the leg that's holding him. That's prime time for a mule headbutt. That would win the match right there.

I can see how all these strategies would work, but the Mule is bred to be really strong. It's like the cockroach of the equestrian world. It would probably take a beating and tire the poor little beaver out.

Angrist · 03-13-2009, 04:57 AM

I like mules better, being half horse and all.

Typhoid · 03-13-2009, 10:36 AM

Hey Mule, what are you? A horse or a donkey?
Jesus, make up your friggin' mind you wannabe.

ZebraRampage · 03-13-2009, 10:57 AM

The Beaver would take out the mule.

Beavers create so much damage when they build their dams. Eventually the area that the Mule is in will flood, and it will be too deep for it, so it will drown.

Acebot44 · 03-13-2009, 11:01 AM

Click on the image for hours of hilarity...

"I can tell you have some kind of grand scheme up your sleeve, Beaver, or you would if you were wearing a shirt (if you put on a goddamn shirt, I'm going to fucking go apeshit on you). I haven't figured out what it is you're planning yet, but beavers don't just go around tapping their fingers together like an evil genius for no reason. Look, I know you are jealous that we make way better dams than you guys, but that's no reason to plot for our complete and total annihilation. I'm not quite sure yet how to react, but I've got my eye on you, Beaver...

Also, your tail is showing."

Typhoid · 03-13-2009, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ZebraRampage

The Beaver would take out the mule.

Beavers create so much damage when they build their dams. Eventually the area that the Mule is in will flood, and it will be too deep for it, so it will drown.

Yeah, a Mule would just kick one beaver and kill that one.
But one Beaver can ruin the habitat of an entire colony of Mules.

Take that, mule!

Fox 6 · 03-13-2009, 12:48 PM

Beavers would bite through the mules legs.

Swan · 03-13-2009, 02:02 PM

Totally not the question to ask in a forum overrun with canadians

Professor S · 03-13-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Swan

Totally not the question to ask in a forum overrun with canadians

Perhaps, but the inevitable clash of Beaver vs. Moose could be interesting...

Teuthida · 03-13-2009, 02:40 PM

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Although it depends on the individual animal, a Pakistani army mule can "carry up to 172 kg and walk 26 km without resting."

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Mules are generally less tolerant towards dogs than horses are. They are also capable of striking out with any of their hooves in any direction, even sideways if needed.

Game over. That beaver is dust.

Fox 6 · 03-13-2009, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Teuthida

Game over. That beaver is dust.

the only thing those quotes prove are the state of the Pakistani military and that Mules are assholes.

Bond · 03-13-2009, 05:55 PM

That-a-way-beaver!