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11-02-2006, 09:33 PM
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Re: Bad Timing
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Was there a 'saving myself for marriage' clause? If so, are one or both of you excited that it'll soon be expired?
Would you extend an invitation to the wedding out of common courtesy to your GameTavern family or is that crossing the line?
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I can't afford to go overseas, so if you invite me, please just have a web cam available so I can attend in byte form
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11-03-2006, 12:35 PM
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Congradulations, man. That's big...
My advice would be to convince (if she isnt already convinced) that 3 of the most important things to keep a man happy, wealhty and wise are:
a) sports
b) videogames
c) hanging out with the boys
After that, you're pretty much set.
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11-03-2006, 02:03 PM
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Re: Bad Timing
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Congradulations, man. That's big...
My advice would be to convince (if she isnt already convinced) that 3 of the most important things to keep a man happy, wealhty and wise are:
a) sports
b) videogames
c) hanging out with the boys
After that, you're pretty much set.
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You forgot bj's
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11-03-2006, 03:46 PM
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Re: Bad Timing
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You forgot bj's
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After bj's I never really thought the other three really counted for much.
I mean, I can stand a girl who doesnt like sports, my guy friends, or video games.
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11-04-2006, 04:20 AM
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I'm an avid blackjack fan myself, good game.
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11-05-2006, 01:01 AM
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After bj's I never really thought the other three really counted for much.
I mean, I can stand a girl who doesnt like sports, my guy friends, or video games.
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i think you guys both misunderstood me.
i was talking about things the man needs to do...unless you guys have learned some funky new stretching techniques (which i DONT want to hear about, dear Lord), the ol' BJ doesn't come into play here.
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11-05-2006, 02:33 AM
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i think you guys both misunderstood me.
i was talking about things the man needs to do...unless you guys have learned some funky new stretching techniques (which i DONT want to hear about, dear Lord), the ol' BJ doesn't come into play here.
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How does:
"You forgot bj's"
And what you just said:
"I was talking about the things the man needs to do"
Make any form of hetero-marriage sense?
So what you're saying is, the man needs....to....do...blowjobs?  
Do I want to really dive deeper into this connundrum that has unwound into hot, sweaty homoerotocism?
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11-05-2006, 04:06 AM
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How does:
"You forgot bj's"
And what you just said:
"I was talking about the things the man needs to do"
Make any form of hetero-marriage sense?
So what you're saying is, the man needs....to....do...blowjobs?
Do I want to really dive deeper into this connundrum that has unwound into hot, sweaty homoerotocism? |
But Strangler is the one who said that he forgot bj's.
You just don't make sense.
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11-05-2006, 04:27 AM
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I pretend to give blow jobs with a banana during my breaks at work.
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11-05-2006, 05:00 AM
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But Strangler is the one who said that he forgot bj's.
You just don't make sense.
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Seven years and you say this now?
I saw your papa today.
He bought a poppy at the bank.
I think it was him.
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11-05-2006, 10:25 AM
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How does:
"You forgot bj's"
And what you just said:
"I was talking about the things the man needs to do"
Make any form of hetero-marriage sense?
So what you're saying is, the man needs....to....do...blowjobs?
Do I want to really dive deeper into this connundrum that has unwound into hot, sweaty homoerotocism? |
  
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