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Re: What did you get for Valentines?
Old 02-14-2005, 02:13 AM   #16
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I'm sure it's not all that bad.


The chlorine probably does its job.

and hot water kills the 'liquid' pretty quick...


hehe
Oh no... it's not whether it gets 'killed' or not... Apparently the consistency changes...
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Re: What did you get for Valentines?
Old 02-14-2005, 02:21 AM   #17
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Do you need protection if mating in a hot-tub or heated bath?
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Old 02-14-2005, 02:48 AM   #18
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Do you need protection if mating in a hot-tub or heated bath?
If you're going to have sex in a hot-tub, no matter what, you always use a love-glove. NO MATTER WHAT.

And yes, the consistency of semen changes to a sort of gelatin-like substance when hot water is added.

You guys should be mature enough to come out and say it if you're going to be doing it.
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Old 02-14-2005, 03:32 AM   #19
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I experienced a miracle.

And honestly, it was the best present I've ever gotten.
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Re: What did you get for Valentines?
Old 02-14-2005, 04:33 AM   #20
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Will you explain what it is sometime Stu?
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Old 02-14-2005, 02:30 PM   #21
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Will you explain what it is sometime Stu?


possibly.

it's kind of a 'blog' thing...and I dont have one...but it's a possibility...I'll just deal with it for now
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Re: What did you get for Valentines?
Old 02-14-2005, 03:50 PM   #22
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Need an online Valentine Card?

Send one of these:



[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v663/likevoltron/cards/375/04****ing.jpg[/img]





You'll have to manually type in the second one yourself. The f-word is being censored.
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Old 02-14-2005, 04:13 PM   #23
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Yeah......you can still knock someone up in a hot tub. That's another one of the many misconceptions about sex......just for the record, any penetration or half penetration or near penetration can lead to pregnancy.
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Old 02-14-2005, 06:14 PM   #24
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Need an online Valentine Card?

Send one of these:



You'll have to manually type in the second one yourself. The f-word is being censored.
That one is cute
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Re: What did you get for Valentines?
Old 02-14-2005, 06:44 PM   #25
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that mauling bear one is a gem
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Old 02-14-2005, 09:23 PM   #26
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flower from theslymoogle

bear w/ heart from the slymoogle (aptly named bear Moogle and the heart amory... amory is moogle's loveh)

all chocolate products from gangan(maternal grandmother)

paper hooker (or i dressed her up as a hooker with the stickers provided) from my other grandparents. she was part of a card.

cheap plastic arcade rose from kyle y clifton... you don't know them.
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Old 02-14-2005, 11:35 PM   #27
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A picture frame with the cuteness of /me and jeepnut

A bottle of Midori
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Old 02-14-2005, 11:37 PM   #28
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Those little candy heart things....

yeah
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Old 02-14-2005, 11:42 PM   #29
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SOCKS!

Oh, and some backgammon thing or whatever.

Candy, dancing stuffed animal, $20 cash, $20 Best Buy gift card from parents.
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Old 02-14-2005, 11:45 PM   #30
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I got a LOT of Hugs today.

The nice intimate kind too. Haha. And the reassuring long intimate kind.

I love long hugs.

/me shuts up on that subject

I got a fluffy plush cow from Keriann, a Card from various girls, (The best card being Ashleys, because its full of Inside Jokes), and I got candy from Keriann, and the girl that lives down the street.

I didnt give out anything except hugs and friendly kisses.
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