Geez 19 years

[GameMaster]

I'd act like Morpheus and introduce him to the internet.

Then I'd tell him that we have started cloning.

Then I'd show him cell phones and how they've progressed.

Then I would introduce to him the world of DVDs and MP3s.

Then I'd lie to him and tell him we have time travel.

Then I would act all mysterious and walk out of the room.