"Nothing Sacred" - season III

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Nothing Sacred

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Season 3 (episodes 31-50)

Celebs
John Fox and Willow
Zefram
Haimus
Jeeves

Alden
Guy and Crazy Laura
David and Alice
Xavier
Marcus and Buffy
Anne

Ridder
Kurt
Janeway’s Head
Sex Kitten


31 “An Unwise Action”
John Fox gets tired of the constant hauntings, so he removes the tombstones and digs up all the bodies from the cemetery in their backyard. In its place John puts in a swimming pool. (Didn’t he see “Poltergeist”?) Haimus and Zefram combine their intellectual abilities to work on a secret project. To help the children cope with the loss of uncle Picard, Fox and Willow buy them pet gerbils. They also quit their jobs because they have more than enough money.

32 “The REAL Mistake”
Fox and Willow have a new child whom they name “TheMistake” because Willow’s pregnancy was indeed a mistake. The Celeb family suddenly becomes sick. They think they are passing a virus around, but in reality it’s the angry spirits exacting their revenge.
Meanwhile Guy turns his and Laura’s bedroom into a Casino. Gambling has become his new favorite hobby and so spends a great deal of his savings to buy his own slot machines.

33 “House Party”
The “House Party” expansion pack is installed. New items added to the household include a dancing cage, buffet bar, new furniture, campfire, and a bubble bong.

Kurt Ridder, a mad scientist who is new to the neighborhood, was able to retrieve the head of Janeway from the fire that consumed her body. He re-attaches her head to a different body and the result is named “Janeway’s Head”.

34 “A Penny Saved is a Penny Gambled”
Guy’s Gambling problem continues to increase. He spends almost all his time working the machines. The only thing that’s truly getting worked, however, is his pocketbook. He neglects family, friends and his own health to pursue his habit. The Alden family throws a wild party one night. The police come to complain, but they inexplicable choose a sleeping child to deliver the report too.

35 “Afford This”
Time to build Charisma for promotions! Family friends are needed as well. Marcus starts talking to Janeway’s Head a lot. He seems curiously attracted to her sootier marks. Guy continues to throw wild parties. His constant need for gambling and entertainment begin to take their toll on the rest of the family. Crazy Laura convinces Guy to purchase 4 gilded mirrors for the family to practice proper speech in. Unbeknownst to her and the rest of the family, Guy’s gambling debts are starting to add up. He can barely afford to pay for the mirrors, a fact which he of course keeps to himself.

36 “A Death in the Family”
Hamius succumbs to the virus! But the Celebs have so many kids that no one really notices. Whenever Zefram asks what happened to his brother, John and Willow simply deny that he ever had a brother. “Now son, stop this foolishness about a brother.” They even went through the photo album and did a sloppy job of removing all traces of Haimus.

37 “MST Revisited”
Guy begins selling off assets to pay his gambling debts. In an effort to cure his addiction, Kurt constructs a small room with no doors and a single television set. By forcing Guy to watch really bad movies he hopes to cure his sickness. The company that Crazy Laura works for goes under so she is now without a job. She carries around a magic wand to remind her of the good times she had as a psychic phone-a-friend.

38 “Super Freaks”
David and Alice liquidate Guy’s slot machines. Guy is really starting to become socially depressed in what has become to be known as the “re-education chamber”.

As part of his master plan to take over the world, or rather the neighborhood, Marcus uses his diabolical talents to open a dimensional rift in the world of the Sims. He intends to bring through the Super Friends; an unstoppable force that no can stand against. Unfortunately, however, he brings through the Super Freaks instead. They are comprised of Wonder Woman, Superman, Spiderman, Zorro, Russell Crowe as the Gladiator, Colonel Sanders and Robocop, or at least people who like to dress like them. Together they make their plans at the Fortress of Goofiness, their headquarters disguised as a typical mid-western house.

39 “The Evil Within”
The demons infesting the Celebs household continue to wreak havoc on the health of the family. Fox and Willow no longer work and the kids normally stay home from school.

John races frantically to find a cure. The potions he creates reverse his personality, turn him invisible, refresh him and change him into a monster. Willow makes a potion which creates an evil clone. The clone Willow destroys the wooden gnome statues that were keeping vigil over Captain Picard’s Grave. As a result, the ghost of Picard is now angry with them.

The Mistake dies from the virus. As death came to take him away, Willow didn’t seem to notice or care. She was too tired and needed rest, you see.

Potion Colors:
Orange=Invisible, Blue=Refresh, Green=Clone, Yellow=reverse personality, Purple=monster, Transparent=Cure

40 “Ass-Knocking”
Kurt watches Guy via closed circuit tv. When Guy assaults the camera Kurt causes it to emit an electric charge which knocks Guy on his ass. Eventually the family finally decides to let Guy out of the re-education chamber. Once released he stumbles around everywhere like he’s constipated.