Homer reading Mr Burns' messages:
"Here are your messages: you have 30 minutes to move your car"
"You have 10 minutes"
"Your car has been impounded"
"Your car has been crushed into a cube"
"You have 30 minutes to move your cube"
*phone rings*
"Hello, Mr Burns office?"
Burns: "Is it about my cube?"
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Moe taking lie detector test:
Cop: "Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?"
Moe: "No"
*BEEEEP*
Moe "Alright, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him!"
*BING*
Cop: "Checks out, okay sir, you're free to go."
Moe: "Good, bceause I got a hot date tonight."
*BEEP*
Moe: "Dinner with friends."
*BEEP*
Moe: "Dinner alone."
*BEEP*
Moe: "Watching tv alone."
*BEEP*
Moe: "Alright, I'm gonna sit at home and oggle the ladies in a Vicotira Secret Catalogue."
*BEEP*
Moe: "....Sears catalogue."
*BING*
Moe: "Now would you unhook this already please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment."
*BEEP*
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