Goodbye hotmail
Right. I've totally had it with the fscking hotmail site. Ages ago, it was telling me that it wouldn't work with opera (which, despite MS's protests, is a far more advanced browser than IE), and even trying with Mozilla brought up the same error messages.
Now I can't access the thing at all, because the site is so retarded it won't let you in unless you have cookies enabled.
But what's that? Oh yes, I DO have session cookies enabled, and just so I cold see how retarded this site was, I even set it to not throw away cookies on session end. But no, hotmail insists that I use a browser that it can actually "work" with, namely IE, which I refuse to use on principle.
Goodbye ****ing hotmail, and Mr. Gates you can take your ****ey spam infested webmail site and stuff it up your arse along with all the bloated huge pages ful of advertising crap, the dll's hidden in pages and your constant ****ing insistance that only browsers made by YOUR company can work with what is the most turgid webmail interface on the planet. It would give me no greater pleasure than to just kick you and your company's ****ing teeth in and then make you gnaw your own limbs off whilst I make you debug Windows in 3 hours lest your penis gets chopped off by a rusty breadknife.
**** you, **** your company, and **** your computers. Not now and not ever am I ever going to buy one of your products ever ever again. And no, I'm not even going to warez them either. You just aren't worth the ****ing hassle.
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