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heres a joke...

I had this near death experience the other day while riding a horse, all of a sudden the horse sped up and went all out of control going faster without slowing or stopping, and before i knew it i was threw from the saddle and my foot was caught in the sturnup, as the horse kept going faster my head was being banged against the ground, as the conciousness came and went, i was just about to give up hope, when the wal-mart manager came over and unplugged the horse.

Thank-god for HEROES!!!!!!!!!!