Okay, I have a joke:
A guy is golfing on a par five. Nobody expected much out of him 'cause he hadn't played golf for ten years. Well he tees off. He swings the club and the balls flies. The guy was amazed. Tiger Wood swould be proud of him! The ball had flown half way across the course, straight down the fairway! Not only that, but the golf ball had landed right on top of an ant hill, effectively teeing the ball without breaking the rules.
The guy thinks to himself, "This is great! I'll hit it again and send it straight to the hole! The best I can do is an eagle, the worst a birdie! And I haven't played for 10 years!"
So the guy gets ready to swing, pulls back, and swings as hard as he can. Unfortuantely, he missed and kills 5000 ants in the process...
The guy thinks, "That's okay. This time I'll hit straight to the hole. The best I can get is a birdie, the worst a par. Not bad for a guy who hasn't played for 10 years!"
Again the guys pulls back ad swings as hard as he can. But he misses again and kills 4998 more ants.
There are only two more ants from that hill. One ant says to the other, "There's only one way we can survive.... Get on the ball!"
.....
*cough*
*shrugs and walks away*
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