Pisses Me Off

[Joeiss]

Man, my life was going great until my mom got back home yesterday from visiting her parents in Windsor (just across from Detroit). I was enjoying a nag-free life because my mom always tells us what to do and all of that junk. But yesterday and today some of my family members have done some things that pissed me off.

Yesterday, I went to go see Austin Powers in Goldmember. My friend's brother picked us up in a nice little convertable. Just to show off the power of the vehicle, he peels out. My brother was watching us leave the driveway (he was the only person home at the time) and he got mad or something. When my parents got back from Windsor about an hour after I left, my brother told them what happened. He said that the driver was driving way too fast and was driving like a maniac. So, my parents are all mad at me. The stupid thing is that I really do not remember going that fast (and no, I did not consume any drugs last night).

Then, when I get home from the movies, my mom starts bitching at me. Then she "bans" me from getting into the car that my friend's brother drives. And this is really stupid because he basically drives us everywhere.

Then later last night, my brother was like "sorry for telling mom and dad. I thought you were going to do some illegal drag races or something." And he said that he was scared that I would get into an accident. Then I started yelling at him. I mean, my brother's friends drive very, very fast. My brother and his friends race their cars on busy streets (Bathurst and Yonge Street, for you Toronto people). Also, my brother always peels out and drives fast when he is pulling out of somebody's driveway. And he is worried about me getting into a crash?

Then, this morning I was making some grilled cheeses for myself when my mom was just being her normal self. Then she spots a dirty spot on the floor (underneath the cupboards where it is impossible to clean) and she starts bitching at me because I was supposed to clean it. Look, I get paid 60 bucks a week to keep the house clean, and I do one hell of a job at it. I wash the floors, but this spot is very hard to reach (but you can even see it, which makes no sense). And guess what, my mother didn't even thank me for the rest of the house being clean. You know how mothers always need somebody to say "thank you" to them for cleaning or whatever else they might do? If we do not say that, then we get yelled at for not being respectful or some crap like that. Well, shouldn't my mom teach us how to be respectfull and thank me when I clean the house?



Damn, I really pissed of right now. Damn family. I really want to move out, or go on a vacation away from these people.