...would you be able to marry a corporation?
I was thinking this the other day. Not for serious reasons, but more for "What if". and "That'd be a good way to prove a point, despite most likely not being possible".
Because if corporations are people, (we'd have to assume genderless), that means "gay marriage" doesn't apply, so any man or woman could marry any corporation. And if gender does (somehow) apply to a corporation, just get yourself a patsy of the opposite gender.
Then you - as the person who marries into the corporation can probably loophole into all the medical benefits and perks that corporation gives. That corporation could then count you as it's dependent, and effectively you'd be set for life.
And if you're so inclined (or sleazy enough), you could probably find some loopholes (if all other loopholes match up) and divorce that corporation and then take half of it's shit.
Because I mean seriously, there have to be some massive loopholes to do with corporations being people that nobody has been ballsy enough (or sleazy enough) to attempt yet.
If Corporations are people...
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