Rats!
Last night I went into the garage to get a package of delicious nutty bars out of the fridge, and heard rustling sounds on all sides of me. I saw two rat-like creatures, one brown and one grey, rush past me. At least I think they were rats; maybe they're just really big mice? One of my roommates thinks they are baby opossums. Whatever they are, they're about to meet a gruesome end. I bought traps at the Home Depot which I plan to deploy after work. Wish me luck.
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