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Apparently you need to be reminded that 61.1% of Canada's population is overweight.

Despite the fact I posted that video jokingly, overweight is such a loose term. Technically, bodybuilders are overweight. Overweight is determined by BMI, which is a joke of a system. While obesity is also determined by that scale, it's not as loose of a term as "overweight" is.

Obesity is where the stats are at. 30% of Americans are obese. 14% of Canadians are obese. The USA ranks 1, Canada ranks 11.

#1 in AWESOMENESS for Neal Patrick Harris alone.

While this is true - he's gay. So more than half of your country doesn't accept him, anyways. Harsh reality of the south.

Also, Canada is #3 for McDonald's and rape? Clearly there has to be some type of connection.