Re: Typhoid's Advice Column
Dear Xantar's post which I am trying to respond to as if it was serious,
You done fucked up. There isn't much more to it than that. If you want to be with someone and possibly marry them, you shouldn't admit to the growing desire to stick your dick in other human beings, along with her. Girls want to be special. Hell, everyone wants to feel special. And "I love you baby, I want to marry you. I just want to pump other pieces of meat, too" doesn't really have that "Cinderella" charm to it.
Begrudgingly yours, Typh.
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Fingerbang:
1.) The sexual act where a finger is inserted into the vagina or anus.
Headbang:
1.) To vigorously nod your head up and down.
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