"omg you HAVE to meet the new baby!"

[flamb]

i hate when people make me 'meet' a baby
they dont do anything
yet everyone with a baby is like "hey check out my rad baby" (it's not as bad as iphones but still)
i mean you just go to the baby and you're like
"hello baby. how is sitting around drooling and making noises going?"
they can't even do fist bumps
im way smarter than any baby yet nobody applauds when i use the restroom