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[KillerGremlin]

I poop in this bathroom on campus and it always has pleasant things written on it. They clean it up every few weeks, but my University has a bunch of comedians. The current thing is a bunch of dick drawings. But there is also written stuff....and some of it is funny.
Like Demitri Martin said:

I went into a bar with my friends, I had to go to the bathroom, so I went in there, I sat down....somebody had written on the stall:
"Metallica rules"
Under that it said:
"Metallica sucks"
Under that it said:
"You suck"
Under that it said:
"Fuck you."
I just though...man, a lot of people shit with pens. Why don't I have one? Cause Toy Story 2 was okay!