Hypothetical Question:

[DeathsHand]

Wedding invitations, no.
Divorce announcement via status update after screaming at and beating your wife, yes.

People *our average age* shouldn't even be getting married...
And that rings truest with my particular age, and stays true until I say so, growing old as I grow old.
It creeps me out.
That and having kids.
I'd just as soon throw them down a well.
As part of a ceremony.
With invitations sent out via facebook.

Edit: For the record, that didn't come out nearly as harsh as I meant for it to.