Happy 4th of July Thread

[KillerGremlin]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

Masturbating to Sarah Palin is like gouging out your own eyes.
Sure, you can do it, but why?

I think Palin is hot. I think you're weird. I could make a thread voting the hotness of Palin but I don't want to steal thunder from my other awesome thread.

Originally Posted by Teuthida

Independence is annoyingly loud.

Get off my lawn!

Originally Posted by Bond

Apparently Steve McNair was just shot to death. :/

I heard, sad day for football.