Unrealistic and silly fantasies

[Ric]

I love the idea of 'Zelda Days' great one.

K.G you should go with the Pervertman. You could wear pink spandex with a big yellow P on

Now three fantasies, here goes.

1. Legalise It! Thats right, go the way of Holland and fully legalise cannibis. (Angrist will have something to say about this) I am not really a drinker and I truly hate peoples misconceptions about cannibis. It is ok to wreck your liver and spend rediculous amounts of money getting pissed out of you face, but I am frowned upon for having a smoke. At least I can laugh at you passed out in the street later in the evening while I spark one up and stroll home.

2. Steal The Isle Of Wight - Where I come from, I would like to take it from the British and make it into my own country. I will be supreme dictator, King. Protected by the devine right of the Ric, meaning I can do whatever I like. It will be the law to grow cannibis and smoke it every day. I will have a hareem of women, 3 for every day of the week. I would open a colusseum and have gladiator battles and 'see if you can survive the hungry tiger' days. The winners prize would be to then see if he can survive the hungry lions
I would turn one of the towns 'Ventnor' where the people with 6 toes come from in to a giant paint ball park. With paint shooting tanks, paint landmines, paint nukes... paint everything, it will be the best paintball park in the world.

I could go on all day about this one.

3. Teleportation or as I prefer 'Instant Traslocation' ( DBZ : Goku ) Need I say much about this one. Imagine the possibilities. The things you could see, the places you could go, the women you could perv on. It would be great.

I have hundreds more ideas, but I will leave room for others to have their say.