Unrealistic and silly fantasies

[C.H]

For fun, how about we post silly and unrealistic fantasies, nothing sexual please, just things for fun. Here's three of mine:


1. A silly little fantasy i've always had, is to have my own place, a bar or a shop, and tell someone to leave. Just the opportunity to command complete unquestioned authority. If in a bar, even the electrical equipment would be aware, and at the moment someone does something wrong or someone you don't approve enters, the music stops, and everyone becomes silent. Then in the ultimate disproving sombre voice i say 'Get out of my pub' (in non posh slightly farmerish English accent). If it was a shop, the trouble makers would probably be kids, and which point i would say 'This nippers a right rascal, get out of my shop'. I used to this to an old house mate of mine, he found it most amusing, walking away from me laughing.


2. Rob a bank. Obviously i would never actually do this, but there have a number of occasions when i have joked with different people about robbing banks, some times being quite meticulous about the process.


3. Best of all
To legally have the right to sicky's, i mean days you just can't be bothered to work and decide to phone in pretending to be sick. I think most people in develop countries have done this at least a couple of times in there lives (with exception of Japan). Every working person would have a certain annual sicky allowance (distinguished from real sick days).

An extension from from the above, part of or seperate from, my personal favorite.

Zelda days
Thats right, when a new Zelda game is released (not spin offs like crossbow training), those who purchase said game have the right to days of work. It could go something like this:

On your lunch break at work, you head into town and buy the next (and proper) Wii Zelda game. At the end of work you go to say goodbye to your boss.
"Oh, you brought that new Zelda game today"
"Yea"
"I suppose you want the next three days off work"
"...oh...of course, it is my legal right"