non-dusk sent me a link to this goofy little site that sold various statues of Jesus in various "sports situations"... and I just got some nice ideas of goofy little comments to add to them! (They may be "offensive" to some crazy peoples, I dunno, but I think they're funny... especially the last one

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And mah personal fav...
So what do you think?
Edit:
JChap123456: haha i saw that on conam
JChap123456: conanm
DeathshandLP: ..... conan?
JChap123456: there is also jesus plays football
DeathshandLP: they had something like that on conan?
JChap123456: jesus plays tennis
DeathshandLP: cuz I just made it up
I don't watch Conan, so for those who do (like Neo), I STILL MADE IT UP ON MY OWN SO

TO YOU!