Battle of deserts. Who will win....
Boring, generic, cake...the stuff you have at
every birthday party, and at
every wedding....
or
delicious pie! Pie is like the porn of desert...that
hard crust and that
gooey filling that
fills you up....
Oh man my tongue is salivating right now. Obviously I'm a pie man.
Also, pie solves math. What does cake do? The only redeeming quality of cake is that occasionally naked women jump out of it.
But think of all the lame ass cake out there. The best cake is
ice-cream cake, or
alcohol cake. Even
pancakes are better than cake, and you have to put butter and syrup on that shit. My point is, cake as a stand alone desert is OVERRATED!
So what would you rather eat/put your penis in?